you find in your food after you’ve taken a couple of bites. We’ll be getting the gringing creeps forever just remembering him!

But he does make the rest of our Presidents look pretty good.

Leech might work a little better, but even leeches are useful...……….

I keep hearing "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz.

perspective.. Thanks, madame.

We've had such brilliant representatives of America.. but someday the last one will be gone and we can try and wipe him from our history.

I hope I live long enough.

Shows how he stacks up to earlier (legitimately elected) presidents.

“Oh you CAN’T possibly hold him to THAT statement!” the Deplorables will whine.

Okay, you want “build the wall and Mexico will pay for it”?

Or “I’ve got the best words”?

Or “I know more than the generals”?

Or “I could shoot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I wouldn’t lose any voters”?

Or maybe you prefer “I’m PROUD to shut down the government!”?

Y’all just let us know, m’kay?