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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo the old joke goes:
A man wanted to convert to Orthodox Judaism. The rabbi invited him to a party so he could get to see jews having fun, and the man noticed that the men danced together, and the women danced together, but men and women never danced together. When he asked the Rabbi, he was told that in their faith it was forbidden for men and women to dance with each other.
The man became worried that maybe he had gotten himself into something he really couldnt believe in. When he got the Rabbi alone, he asked, What about sex?
The Rabbi replied, Within the marriage, sex is a mitzvah, a blessing.
Any restrictions on that? The man asked. Woman on top? Rear entry? Standing up?
No! No! the Rabbi exclaimed. Not standing up! It might lead to dancing.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)hahahaha
Bookmarked.
Brainstormy
(2,380 posts)in the version I heard it was Southern Baptists.
SCantiGOP
(13,862 posts)Baptists couldnt have sex standing up because they were afraid god would see them and think they were dancing.
TlalocW
(15,372 posts)Also this one
Why do you want to invite at least two Baptists on your fishing trip? If you invite just one, he'll drink all your beer.
TlalocW