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He's like Waze on acid. (Original Post) kpete Jan 2019 OP
Truly, truly wacky Taraman Jan 2019 #1
Sounds like someone has some Bettie Jan 2019 #2
I thought the same. fierywoman Jan 2019 #4
Uhm..?? jcgoldie Jan 2019 #3
Cause ya know ... that's 'what they do', OBVIOUSLY! (nt) mr_lebowski Jan 2019 #6
Man, that's DEEP. You know, I, for one, had NO IDEA how to 'drive around an obstruction' ... mr_lebowski Jan 2019 #5
dude's got some bad Addreall.... dhill926 Jan 2019 #7
No self-respecting drug smuggler is going to make left turns... brooklynite Jan 2019 #8
That's right. They'll organize the routes so that they only take right turns. haele Jan 2019 #11
Insane in the membrane. Glimmer of Hope Jan 2019 #9
Sounds like a 90's buddy cop plot. haele Jan 2019 #10
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
5. Man, that's DEEP. You know, I, for one, had NO IDEA how to 'drive around an obstruction' ...
Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:43 PM
Jan 2019

Until this fucking asshat clued me in.

Wait, so ... turn RIGHT? and then ... LEFT? HOLY SHIT!

Thanks Donnie!

I mean, Lord Knows what ANY of us would do without you, Mr. Stable Genius ...

brooklynite

(94,502 posts)
8. No self-respecting drug smuggler is going to make left turns...
Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:47 PM
Jan 2019

...you have to wait for the light to change.

haele

(12,647 posts)
11. That's right. They'll organize the routes so that they only take right turns.
Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:58 PM
Jan 2019

Less likely to get hit by oncoming traffic.
Especially in the middle of the desert...

Haele

haele

(12,647 posts)
10. Sounds like a 90's buddy cop plot.
Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:57 PM
Jan 2019

Staring Mel Gibson and gruff minority flavor of the year.
And a whole lot of "pew, pew, pew..."

This is the shot just before Mel gets tortured by the head of the international coyote cartel and his fellow traveler high-ranking psychopathic political operatives, along with their pet elite special forces group headed by a corrupt U.S. 5-star Vet (all of whom just have to be there to take care of one pesky, plucky cop, instead of delegating his removal to a local tertiary set of underlings and remain lounging around in some comfortable Rivera compound or on a huge yacht in the Bahamas). He'll be left alone while the coyotes bring the duct-taped ladies into a nearby building, distracting all these important criminal dudes, and use his super ninja special forces skills to get free, kill the other former solders, rescue the ladies, and head back to where his partner is waiting for him in the city.
Just before his partner's family gets taken hostage, cars and houses blow up, and a whole bunch of corrupt government officials get taken down, showing that organized government is bad, and simple but troubled Libertarian "men-children" are in reality Supermen with a hearts of gold who instinctively know what's best for everyone. Go with the Gut!

Haele

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