Hilarious.

Touche!

for giving him the inspiration on how to play the role.

could McConnell.

Now that's a statement you don't hear every day at an awards ceremony.

Most appropriate, though. Republicans are probably going to have a fit over it.

"Dick and I have been tight as Texas longer than even I can remember. Dubya too."

The guy doing the make-up deserves an Oscar, and a permanent place on the Impossible Mission Force.

then managed to lose it. Tom Hanks gained and lost 50 pounds for Cast Away and Matt Damon gained and lost 40 pounds in only 3 months. I don't know how they do it.

I fear that with me, the weight gain would be a one-way street

Not enough to convince me to be miserable for four months. I may not get an Oscar, but my chances of that were never all that great to begin with.

in the Mitch McConnell story. With the right director and script, and surrounded by a human cast of talented actors, it could be funny as hell.

Get Dax Shepard to do McConnell's voice, and they're all set.

I just can't believe the movie was in the comedy category. They stuck to the facts, and it wasn't funny.