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PresiDented Trump is saying: "The Democrats don't want you to know, but besides the drugs, human traffickers, criminals, diseases, and blood-hungry terrorists that are crossing the border, there are also weapons of mass destruction coming in. . . . Damn right there's a national emergency! . . . And the Dems are saying there's nothing to worry about. . . . Who are you going to believe, anyway?"
underpants
(182,273 posts)Some people are saying it. Thats what I heard on Fox News anyway.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211634244
Johonny
(20,683 posts)to build a very very nice wall. I have, therefore, fulfilled my campaign promise to build this wall and have Mexico pay for it. Although technically because of the YUGE national debt due to my YUGE tax give away to people like me, and, so, thus, in actuality, actually China is going to be paying for it up front. In the future we will be paying China back for the wall with YUGE national debt payments that will cripple future economies. And by we, I mean your children, I'll be ascended into heaven by then to live in a very nice house next to God's, but mine will be slightly larger. I'm kidding, it will be substantially larger.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)When I imagine my wall, I touch myself. It's what has gotten me through this awful shutdown the Democrats have caused.
skip fox
(19,356 posts)ChubbyStar
(3,191 posts)Where is his wedding ring?
skip fox
(19,356 posts)"After just three double-cheese burgers, I call a national emergency had the Secret Service cut off my wedding ring because my finger was turning black."