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skip fox

(19,356 posts)
Mon Jan 7, 2019, 11:59 AM Jan 2019

Profiles in Crazy, XXXXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "The Democrats don't want you to know, but besides the drugs, human traffickers, criminals, diseases, and blood-hungry terrorists that are crossing the border, there are also weapons of mass destruction coming in. . . . Damn right there's a national emergency! . . . And the Dems are saying there's nothing to worry about. . . . Who are you going to believe, anyway?"
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Profiles in Crazy, XXXXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jan 2019 OP
*psssst* I heard the illegals know how to hack into garage door openers underpants Jan 2019 #1
I am hereby declaring this country Mexico and thus, by Nancy Pelosi giving me 5 billion dollars Johonny Jan 2019 #2
I am not ashamed to admit it ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #3
"And it's been so bad recently, I've had to touch myself several times a day." skip fox Jan 2019 #4
A bit heavy on the spray tan today ChubbyStar Jan 2019 #5
D.T. continues: skip fox Jan 2019 #6

underpants

(182,273 posts)
1. *psssst* I heard the illegals know how to hack into garage door openers
Mon Jan 7, 2019, 12:03 PM
Jan 2019

Some people are saying it. That’s what I heard on Fox News anyway.


https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211634244

Johonny

(20,683 posts)
2. I am hereby declaring this country Mexico and thus, by Nancy Pelosi giving me 5 billion dollars
Mon Jan 7, 2019, 12:43 PM
Jan 2019

to build a very very nice wall. I have, therefore, fulfilled my campaign promise to build this wall and have Mexico pay for it. Although technically because of the YUGE national debt due to my YUGE tax give away to people like me, and, so, thus, in actuality, actually China is going to be paying for it up front. In the future we will be paying China back for the wall with YUGE national debt payments that will cripple future economies. And by we, I mean your children, I'll be ascended into heaven by then to live in a very nice house next to God's, but mine will be slightly larger. I'm kidding, it will be substantially larger.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
3. I am not ashamed to admit it
Mon Jan 7, 2019, 12:56 PM
Jan 2019

When I imagine my wall, I touch myself. It's what has gotten me through this awful shutdown the Democrats have caused.

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
6. D.T. continues:
Mon Jan 7, 2019, 03:19 PM
Jan 2019

"After just three double-cheese burgers, I call a national emergency had the Secret Service cut off my wedding ring because my finger was turning black."

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