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Who slipped him the Valium cocktail? (Original Post) sheshe2 Jan 2019 OP
And he was able to read the TelePrompTer without his dentures falling out! dhol82 Jan 2019 #1
Snort. sheshe2 Jan 2019 #3
Ha! NurseJackie Jan 2019 #7
;) sheshe2 Jan 2019 #9
Bwah HAH - he LOST, it was a BUST!!!!!!!!!!1 UTUSN Jan 2019 #2
Yup. As Rachel said, he just repeated the same anti-immigrant rant he's done since 2015. SunSeeker Jan 2019 #8
He sniffed a lot. Must have done a line of aderal before airtime. SunSeeker Jan 2019 #4
Could be. sheshe2 Jan 2019 #6
"Who put the Xanax in my Adderall??" bullwinkle428 Jan 2019 #5
That sounds like a great title for a bad country music tune...nt GReedDiamond Jan 2019 #10
+heheheh violetpastille Jan 2019 #15
Here's what I got so far... GReedDiamond Jan 2019 #16
Haha! That's awesome! violetpastille Jan 2019 #17
Thanks, additional verses are welcome... GReedDiamond Jan 2019 #18
Me and both my sisters were texting BumRushDaShow Jan 2019 #11
Any of the above works for me. sheshe2 Jan 2019 #12
Somebody did something BumRushDaShow Jan 2019 #13
Ha! sheshe2 Jan 2019 #14

SunSeeker

(51,367 posts)
8. Yup. As Rachel said, he just repeated the same anti-immigrant rant he's done since 2015.
Tue Jan 8, 2019, 11:03 PM
Jan 2019

He looked pathetic, spouting tired campaign rhetoric.

And then he got spanked by Pelosi and Schumer.

sheshe2

(83,319 posts)
6. Could be.
Tue Jan 8, 2019, 10:53 PM
Jan 2019

He sure was on something.

Hmmm perhaps he will sleep better tonight and not attack us on his Twitter. As if!

GReedDiamond

(5,299 posts)
16. Here's what I got so far...
Wed Jan 9, 2019, 12:12 AM
Jan 2019
Who Put the Xanax (TM) in My Adderall (TM)?

(V1)

Preznit Trump was gonna give a speech

The 'Mercan people he was gonna teach

He conned the people who run the teevee

to put em on the air for absolutely free

(sniff sniff)

(chorus)

Who Put the Xanax (TM) in My Adderall (TM)?

I'm a Stable Genius, I Know-It-All

Who Put the Xanax (TM) in My Adderall (TM)?

I know more about everything than all-a y'all

(sniff sniff)

(Background chorus)

So

Who Put the Xanax (TM) in His Adderall (TM)?

(V2)

etc etc

GReedDiamond

(5,299 posts)
18. Thanks, additional verses are welcome...
Wed Jan 9, 2019, 01:23 AM
Jan 2019

...I could actually record this if anybody wants to contribute.

Or, I may do it anyway.

BumRushDaShow

(127,266 posts)
11. Me and both my sisters were texting
Tue Jan 8, 2019, 11:07 PM
Jan 2019

(they were watching it and I refused to and went into the live thread and read that instead)

Suggestions that were made -

1.) Valium
2.) Activan IV (triple dose)
3.) I suggested propofol based on the thread descriptions

sheshe2

(83,319 posts)
12. Any of the above works for me.
Tue Jan 8, 2019, 11:22 PM
Jan 2019

Lol. Where was donnie? Did Hope sneak back in, press his pants and slip him the drink?

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