Well, I'm convinced. The wall will solve all our problems.

I don't like the idea of thousands of criminals raping and killing everyone I know so Trump should build his wall immediately.
The wall will stop all criminals and all drugs from ever entering the US so the US will become a wonderful paradise never before seen in world history.

--- What do you mean there were more illegal entries into the US from Canada? Drugs too eh?

---Damn it! We need to wall off Canada too! And the oceans have to be blocked so illegals can't come in that way either!

--- And airplanes! The walls need to be 5000 feet high so illegal airplanes can't fly in.

A DOME! Forget the wall! We need a solid steel DOME covering all of the US!
Keep out all the illegal criminals and drugs with a DOME.

I'm going to write our president right now and demand protection!