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There is plenty of help available. Trump just needs to call Mexico and have them send over a bunch of their rakists.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)But if Mexico won't pay for the rakists, we should burn down the forrest ourselves.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)I replied.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)tRump will now proclaim it MANDATORY law that all forrests (sic), woods, mountainsides, pathways, and walkways be continually raked and cleared of any possible debris.
In charge of this massive operation is the brother enterprise of tRump & tRump, manufacturers and purveyors of ALL of the world's supply of commercial and household rakes, having scooped up all competitors at bargain prices and now holding the rake monopoly. Anyone found to be using a non-tRump rake will be arrested and fined heftily for their disloyalty to the brand.
In conjunction with this new enterprise, sister Ivanka will soon be introducing her new product line of designer whiskbrooms, beginning with her new purse-sized "Mini" suitable for breadcrumbing after an elegant dinner at any tRump property.
"Baby needs new shoes."