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Look. Misspelling aside theres an easy fix to Forrest fires (Original Post) underpants Jan 2019 OP
lol marylandblue Jan 2019 #1
And the rakists will need my Rakemaster guillaumeb Jan 2019 #2
😁 underpants Jan 2019 #3
New Venture: Totally Tunsie Jan 2019 #4
Don't forget Melania's "Fireline" collection of work clothes underpants Jan 2019 #5

Totally Tunsie

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4. New Venture:
Wed Jan 9, 2019, 01:38 PM
Jan 2019

tRump will now proclaim it MANDATORY law that all forrests (sic), woods, mountainsides, pathways, and walkways be continually raked and cleared of any possible debris.

In charge of this massive operation is the brother enterprise of tRump & tRump, manufacturers and purveyors of ALL of the world's supply of commercial and household rakes, having scooped up all competitors at bargain prices and now holding the rake monopoly. Anyone found to be using a non-tRump rake will be arrested and fined heftily for their disloyalty to the brand.

In conjunction with this new enterprise, sister Ivanka will soon be introducing her new product line of designer whiskbrooms, beginning with her new purse-sized "Mini" suitable for breadcrumbing after an elegant dinner at any tRump property.

"Baby needs new shoes."

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