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ehrnst

(32,640 posts)
Wed Jan 9, 2019, 02:51 PM Jan 2019

Wonkette: Chuck 'N' Nancy Grounded America For 2 Weeks And They STILL Beat Loser Trump In The Rating




We watched it, sort of. It was very dumb and bad. He didn't even declare a NATIONAL EMERGY or anything fun like that, because he's a YOOGE loser who isn't even good at being an authoritarian dicksnot president. Afterward, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi did the Democratic response, and it was OK, except for how they stood next to each other like you see above, and the entire liberal internet subjected them to some FRIENDLY RIBBING for how they looked and sounded like your mom and dad caught you coming home drunk at age 16, two hours after curfew, and on top of that you didn't even finish your vegetables, what's wrong with you, drunk-ass ungrateful teenager, EAT YOUR GODDAMNED FUCKING PEAS. Anyway, YOU ARE GROUNDED for two weeks, but mommy and daddy are just happy you are safe, because that's the most important thing of all.

It was like that.

And it beat Trump in the ratings, according to the early numbers, oh my God, nobody tell Trump, just kidding, everybody tell Trump:


Yes, that's right, President Reality Star couldn't get bigger ratings than Chuck 'n' Nancy for sitting in the Oval Office reading lies off the teleprompter and sniffing like a grown-ass man who can't swallow pills so he snorts Adderall. Guess America just hates his stupid face and voice, which makes sense considering how they didn't vote for him in the 2016 election and handed him his ass in the 2018 midterms.

And this happened even though Chuck 'n' Nancy, God bless their hearts, looked and talked like they just got off the phone with your history teacher, who told them she caught you passing notes to Schuyler in class again and also you didn't turn in your homework.


https://www.wonkette.com/chuck-n-nancy-grounding-america-for-two-weeks-still-beat-loser-trump-in-the-ratings
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Wonkette: Chuck 'N' Nancy Grounded America For 2 Weeks And They STILL Beat Loser Trump In The Rating (Original Post) ehrnst Jan 2019 OP
The funniest comparisons of Pelosi & Schumer are to the "American Gothic" painting. tblue37 Jan 2019 #1
I'm surprised the ratings held firm on Fox-PAC. catbyte Jan 2019 #2

tblue37

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1. The funniest comparisons of Pelosi & Schumer are to the "American Gothic" painting.
Wed Jan 9, 2019, 02:57 PM
Jan 2019

They did a great job, but the optics were funny.

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