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malaise

(268,958 posts)
Wed Jan 9, 2019, 06:54 PM Jan 2019

Wednesday evening laugh!

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

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Wednesday evening laugh! (Original Post) malaise Jan 2019 OP
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