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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts) Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:51 PM Jan 2019

Ted Cruz's beard makes him look like Ammon Bundy

There, I said it, and I'm not taking it back because it's the truth.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any creepier...

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Ted Cruz's beard makes him look like Ammon Bundy (Original Post) ProudLib72 Jan 2019 OP

At least Bundy's is well groomed. Have you SEEN a close-up of Cruz's? He looks like a walrus hlthe2b Jan 2019 #1

I love beards. My son has a beard. But some people shouldn't wear beards. NurseJackie Jan 2019 #2

yeah.... I don't think so more like... Ellipsis Jan 2019 #3

No, no, no! ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #6

My apologies. Ellipsis Jan 2019 #14

Nah, not enough hair. ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #17

I see what you're going for.... how bout this. Ellipsis Jan 2019 #18

With beards so common now, I have noted that a lot of men look great with a beard The Genealogist Jan 2019 #4

I would submit the following for the record: Volaris Jan 2019 #5

Hmmm, reminds me of something ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #7

Cheesy Beard rlexx Jan 2019 #8

Funny you should make the comparison with Ammon Bundy. keithbvadu2 Jan 2019 #9

Oh dear LORD! Texasgal Jan 2019 #10

Who told him that was a good idea? He went from Ick to Ew. Solly Mack Jan 2019 #11

Now, for a limited time, you too can enjoy instant popularity ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #12

That looks better than whatever it is Cruz has going on. Solly Mack Jan 2019 #13

It does actually ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #15

nice. Ellipsis Jan 2019 #16

hlthe2b

(102,142 posts)

1. At least Bundy's is well groomed. Have you SEEN a close-up of Cruz's? He looks like a walrus

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:55 PM

Jan 2019

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NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

2. I love beards. My son has a beard. But some people shouldn't wear beards.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:56 PM

Jan 2019

Generally speaking, I think politicians shouldn't have beards.

Ellipsis

(9,124 posts)

3. yeah.... I don't think so more like...

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 09:03 PM

Jan 2019

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

6. No, no, no!

Reply to Ellipsis (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 10:10 PM

Jan 2019

You cannot compare him! I will not allow it! Wolfman Jack was not an evil bastard.

Ellipsis

(9,124 posts)

14. My apologies.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 11:20 PM

Jan 2019

How bout a fat wolverine.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

17. Nah, not enough hair.

Reply to Ellipsis (Reply #14)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 11:26 PM

Jan 2019

This guy, though...

Ellipsis

(9,124 posts)

18. I see what you're going for.... how bout this.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #17)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 11:36 PM

Jan 2019

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The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)

4. With beards so common now, I have noted that a lot of men look great with a beard

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 09:09 PM

Jan 2019

Ted Cruz, however, looks like a dork with a beard.

Volaris

(10,269 posts)

5. I would submit the following for the record:

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 09:14 PM

Jan 2019

It has to be well cropped (and even then, it's iffy). Most of the bros who think it's a good idea to just let go with a 'rally beard' end up looking like lumberjack rejects from the Village People tryouts.
Hatehatehate it.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

7. Hmmm, reminds me of something

Reply to Volaris (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 10:13 PM

Jan 2019

rlexx

(59 posts)

8. Cheesy Beard

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 10:15 PM

Jan 2019

keithbvadu2

(36,678 posts)

9. Funny you should make the comparison with Ammon Bundy.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 10:35 PM

Jan 2019

Funny you should make the comparison with Ammon Bundy.

Ammon was associated with snipers sighted in on LEOs' badges.

Cruz was associated with his own father who Trump intimated was involved in the JFK assassination.