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First we have Cruz being Cruz, Utah rabbis (funny tweets there), aaaaand the inevitable Twitter funnies.
Ted Cruz suggests his beard might bring peace to the Middle East
After getting praise from Chrissy Teigen and a handful of publications last month, Cruz shared one very extravagant compliment in a Wednesday tweet. According to a friend's rabbi in Israel, Cruz's beard "will put the fear of the Lord into Israel's enemies and promote Middle East peace," he wrote.
Link to tweet
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Will Sen. Ted Cruz's beard 'promote Middle East peace'? Two Utah rabbis weigh in
https://www.deseretnews.com/article/900050093/will-texas-senator-ted-cruzs-beard-promote-middle-east-peace-two-utah-jewish-rabbis-weigh-in.html
That beard makes Ted Cruz look even more like a serial killer, which I didnt think was possible. https://t.co/fKbLcE4WOS
Annie (@BadgrGrl21) January 10, 2019
Ted cruz with a beard looks like bad Wolverine cosplay. #Tedcruz #wolverine #xmen #beard pic.twitter.com/NocNMJs4qt
Arthur (the Nellie Hooper remix) (@monkeywithafez) January 10, 2019
Ted Cruz looks like Comunity Theater Wolverine https://t.co/Dcpwre8hQn
Brett ______ (@BrettRedacted) January 10, 2019
Ted Cruz doing the "I will get more respect with a beard" beard https://t.co/bYRPYdZx6G
Greg-o Roamin' Res Lien (@attorneygsb) January 10, 2019
Ted Cruz looks like he stole the beard off an elderly Sabertooth pic.twitter.com/kO02NP8bto
Drunky New Year's Duck (@druuuck) January 10, 2019
Ted Cruz has officially achieved frat guy that was never cool that still hangs around the house senior year that grew a beard drinking beer calls pledges to drive him home/ Taco Bell when hevs drunk at 3am. #GovernmentShutdown #TrumpShutdown pic.twitter.com/WdSIwxrIaT
Joe Scavella (@MrScavellz) January 10, 2019
https://mashable.com/article/ted-cruz-beard-border-government-shutdown/
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)He has such a bizarre-looking and oddly proportioned face to begin with... every feature is too big, or too small, or too narrow, or too wide. And the beard doesn't help at all. It's just ONE MORE odd thing about him. It's very distracting.
marble falls
(57,077 posts)like he has shovel ready to go in the trunk and a can of ether in the glove box.
underpants
(182,769 posts)Hilarious post
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,833 posts)underpants
(182,769 posts)Damnit, Ted Cruz's Beard Looks Tolerable Now
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.esquire.com/style/grooming/amp25558628/ted-cruz-beard-actually-looks-fine/
His greatest political opponent has always been his face. A few weeks off the razor has changed that.
Clean-shaven, Ted Cruz might have the most upsetting face in politics. It was just about two years ago, that feels like two decades ago, that the Senator from Texas was trotting around the country, trying to be likable and the President and failing miserably at both. As he hit the national stage once again, forcing his daughters to hug and kiss him, assuming the fetal position in Donald Trump's presence, and refusing to acknowledge whatever that was on his top lip, the man showed us how genuinely difficult it was to like him.
Some were premature in singing its praises. Five days ago, Slate published a story titled Im So Sorry to Report that Ted Cruzs New Beard Looks Great, in which the writer proclaimed that "a marginally less insufferable mug" had arrived. While I agree with the writer's assessment that his transition to Chin Strap, But Thicc was a marked improvement, I couldn't help but balk at the idea that it actually Looked Great.
I know Beto O'Rourke gave him a run for his money in the midterms, but Cruz's greatest opponent has always been his own face. The pursed lips, the dead eyes, a chin that constantly looks like it was just rid of melted popsicle juice. That's all changed now, because there are whiskers covering half of it.
Suddenly, Cruz, a man the Internet believes is the Zodiac killer, looks human again. Usually, you hate this guy the moment you lay eyes on him. Nowand again I hate to say ithe kind of looks like a dude I'd love to share an ice cold Miller Genuine Draft with. Can a beard change any man's look for the better? In the past I'd have said no.
https://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/amp25558628/ted-cruz-beard-actually-looks-fine/
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)Suddenly, Cruz, a man the Internet believes is the Zodiac killer, looks human again. Usually, you hate this guy the moment you lay eyes on him. Nowand again I hate to say ithe kind of looks like a dude I'd love to share an ice cold Miller Genuine Draft with. Can a beard change any man's look for the better? In the past I'd have said no.
nolabear
(41,959 posts)JDC
(10,125 posts)underpants
(182,769 posts)I do.
Lars39
(26,109 posts)around his face.
Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)Because they have no honor, and they embody cesspool ethics and morals.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)No way anyone told him that. He's lying in hopes of gaining acceptance of his beard.
But this tweet is more on point:
Annie (@BadgrGrl21) January 10, 2019
imanamerican63
(13,776 posts)marble falls
(57,077 posts)oasis
(49,376 posts)for me to poop on".