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ksoze

(2,068 posts) Fri Jan 11, 2019, 02:57 PM Jan 2019

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Air Force Juan

Would love to see Trump on AFO and in mid-flight have the pilots call him to the cockpit. When he arrives, they loosen their seat belts, stand up and tell him, "our wives just called and said there was no direct deposit". They then point to the controls, exit the cockpit and start donning parachutes.

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Air Force Juan (Original Post) ksoze Jan 2019 OP

His Secret Service detail may do that at some point. redstatebluegirl Jan 2019 #1

That or if his secret service agents stopped showing up for work. muntrv Jan 2019 #2

Humm that would keep him walled up at 1600 PA. Historic NY Jan 2019 #4

Teacher ready to serve. Margaret Thistlewhacker packing, reporting for duty. keithbvadu2 Jan 2019 #5

Trump: NOW what do I do? underpants Jan 2019 #3

A German flag shoulder patch is out of place. NurseJackie Jan 2019 #6

redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)

1. His Secret Service detail may do that at some point.

Reply to ksoze (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 03:01 PM

Jan 2019

muntrv

(14,505 posts)

2. That or if his secret service agents stopped showing up for work.

Reply to ksoze (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 03:05 PM

Jan 2019

Historic NY

(37,449 posts)

4. Humm that would keep him walled up at 1600 PA.

Reply to muntrv (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 03:29 PM

Jan 2019

Hire some new correctional officers and he's in his own prison. Take the helicopter.

keithbvadu2

(36,774 posts)

5. Teacher ready to serve. Margaret Thistlewhacker packing, reporting for duty.

Reply to muntrv (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 11:33 PM

Jan 2019

Teacher ready to serve. Margaret Thistlewhacker packing, reporting for duty.

underpants

(182,769 posts)

3. Trump: NOW what do I do?

Reply to ksoze (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 03:14 PM

Jan 2019

Pilots: the manual has the answers
Trump: Manuel? Who’s this Manuel?? Get Manuel in here!!

- I stole this joke from “Wall-E” ironically

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

6. A German flag shoulder patch is out of place.

Reply to ksoze (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 11:36 PM

Jan 2019

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