Call the cops...something. Yack.

That should keep us all safe.

Yeah. Nothing says impenetrable security like a white picket fence.

No one will ever figure out how to overcome that.

And Trump is trespassing. The US flag is behind the fence with the thunderous skies and lush, fertile roses. On the Mexican side the earth is parched and cracked and the weeds run up the picket fence.

It's a metaphor for the lamest, dumbassest, bullshitteriest idea for protecting our borders to have ever been thunk up by anyone ever in the history of all time.

Maybe even a five. Of course, that's this version that is 8o lbs. lighter and 4 inches taller than the real thing, which is a two, tops.

“I am outta here!”

No way that fat fuck looks like that.

If things start to come into focus, he just does another line.

He's standing out side of beautiful America, land of flags and roses, on barren, parched land. About to thrust his tiny key into the lock on the outside of the fence, he would never be able to get his fat ass over a 4 foot wooden picket fence. It wouldn't require buying Russian, Evraz steel either. Border patrol agents wouldn't get hit on the head with 60 pound packages of drugs because you can see through a 4 foot wooden picket fence. The early 1900's style lock would surely baffle anyone trying to get in...

Where can I get the limited edition on velvet?