And I'm sure Fuck Todd and Morning "Dead Intern" Joke also have fairies in their gardens and ride unicorns every evening.

republicans don't believe in fairies....

Are they hitting the bottle or what??

n/t

who he is..'cause a lot of us do out here in the country.

A deep bench until Christie sat on it? No offense to anyone else who might be overweight, but Christie is a jerk. So I make fun of him.

who spend their days doing the Invisible Math that buttresses their positions.

Clinton (both of them), Kerry, Biden.

The pugs are stuck with McGramps? Orin Hatch?

And why do they keep having to hide them?
And you just KNOW they will bring up their saint Ronnie Raygun, don't you?

chewing each other up in "Deathmatch 2016", our nominee (Hillary or Joe or Andrew or Martin or Elizabeth) will likely be in a prime position to beat the snot out of them.

Three yards back and a cloud of dust.

Look, I'm as big of a football fan as ever walked the earth. But when people try to conflate sports with politics it just always sounds stupid.

I had to laugh at my rushpublican "friends" who kept bringing up Rubio, Sanchez and Alan West (yes, that douchenozzle) as showing how "diversitifed" the rushpublican party has become. BTW...how many women were given prominent speaking roles who weren't married to a candidate (doing the "good wifey" routine)? Joey thinks he's the uberpundit these days...trying to distance himself from the disaster that is today's rushpublican party and trying to position himself as the "savior" of the party once it implodes.

... and all that blowing smoke.

Or maybe it's because I don't find hate inspiring

full of Bible thumping backstabbers, congenital liars, corporate welfare queens, serial adulterers, sex deviants, crazy ass Uncle Toms, and assorted losers.

The lid lifted up and all the broken toys were tossed into it

Republicans have been cut from the same die ever since George W. Bush. They all have the same beliefs. The problem for them is that the voters keep going to the polls and voting against them. So when I see all these potential candidates they supposedly have, all I see is just another pale imitation of George W. Bush in ALL of them. If they can't find someone with new, better ideas, they'll keep losing elections.

I mean, when your big hope for winning in 2016 is by going back to yet another Bush, that's pretty sad.

And let's think about this "deep bench" for a second. They have all these great candidates waiting in the wings, and not ONE of them could manage to overcome this twit that they're running this year? Doesn't sound like they have much in the cupboard at all. Mitt Rmoney couldn't even get 50% of REPUBLICANS to vote for him when it was just him and another guy running against each other. Yet I'm supposed to believe that they're stocked with great candidates for future years?

Yeah, Chuckie, pull this leg and plays "Jingle Bells."