Go Betty.

In the city that never sleeps - he's in bed before 9:00.

He'll occasionally go wild and order extra mayo on his hamburger.

When Clint Eastwood talked to the empty chair - the empty chair had more charisma than he does.

When he invites people over to his house - they don't know if they're attending a party, lecture, or funeral.

He doesn't have a favorite football team. In fact he thinks football is a game that's literally played with a pig's skin.

He's never used a shopping cart.

He is Mitt Romney - THE LEAST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!

"I once tried beer and cigarettes as a teenager - I didn't like them too much. Those were my wild years."

Stay boring my friends.