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FourScore

(9,704 posts)
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 05:37 PM Sep 2012

The Onion Gives Up

Fri Sep 07, 2012 at 11:23 AM PDT
The Onion Gives Up
by Gangster Octopus

(SNARK)

(Not really a) Press Release from The Onion:

We regret to inform our faithful readers that upon seeing a video of Mitt Romney defending his omission of the troops from his speech we have decided to pack it in. Because seriously, you are running for President of the United States and you don't think it is important? You don't say that, even if you think it. Christ! We ran that by our editors as a test and they told to stop fucking around. Then we told them it was real and they cried and got into the fetal position.

The task of making outlandish shit up has becoming impossible in light of the real world outlandish shit already happening. The line has become too blurred and quite frankly we are simply not capable of shining a light on the absurdity of the world that is its own fusion reactor of iridescence.

Some may think that it was just this one thing but it wasn't. Did you know a politician made a statement with a number and everything in it and then explained himself by saying it "wasn't meant to be a factual statement?". No really that happened, we didn't make it up. Or get this, there were folks at the Republican Convention espousing how their businesses didn't get built by government, while taking governmental money to survive. Yes that also happened!

Or here's a good one that is totally true. There was a House committee hearing on contraception, that included NO WOMEN. "What?" you say, "That is clearly a lie or a joke", but it isn't. It's real...like real people did that thing.

And then there is this thing called Honey Boo Boo that quite frankly is beyond satire, it is a new pardigm.

So seriously we give up.

Anyway,thank you for your support.


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/07/1129029/-The-Onion-Gives-Up

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The Onion Gives Up (Original Post) FourScore Sep 2012 OP
wish i could rec this post twice n/t NMDemDist2 Sep 2012 #1
I got your back. Lochloosa Sep 2012 #43
Ha---Ha---Ha....ROTFLMAO trumad Sep 2012 #2
. ProSense Sep 2012 #3
Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction! bluesbassman Sep 2012 #4
Republicans are stranger than fiction. xtraxritical Sep 2012 #31
Seriously, drm604 Sep 2012 #5
I thought this actually was an Onion story at first renate Sep 2012 #37
Republicans: defying parody & satire since 2009. nt TeamPooka Sep 2012 #6
Earlier than that! burrowowl Sep 2012 #27
When I heard that Will Ferrell had done a comedy about a politicial campaign rocktivity Sep 2012 #7
Really Hard to get more tragically hysterical Cha Sep 2012 #19
Nathan Poe told you so. longship Sep 2012 #8
Well if it's not the Onion it should be... Kalidurga Sep 2012 #9
Kalidurga I hate to add insane to insaner...but on Alan.West... Astazia Sep 2012 #21
If the employee is a fool, so is the employer Dustin DeWinde Sep 2012 #46
LOL Kalidurga Sep 2012 #49
Are you speaking to the fairly obvious gayness of her husband? tavalon Sep 2012 #39
They should run a headline: You can't make this shit up. liberal N proud Sep 2012 #10
I Mean Do The Repugs Get This? They're a Joke, a Laughing stock YOHABLO Sep 2012 #11
I beat the Onion to its own story: Jackpine Radical Sep 2012 #12
That is why Tom Lehrer gave up ---- jerseyjack Sep 2012 #13
It was Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize Retrograde Sep 2012 #22
Their headline from January of 2001 was prophetic NewJeffCT Sep 2012 #14
The competition is fierce in the outrageous headline business these days. JohnnyRingo Sep 2012 #15
100th Rec. :) Chorophyll Sep 2012 #16
OMG....Mitt and his Twit made the Onion cry zeemike Sep 2012 #17
Mitt and Twitt 2013..... AnneD Sep 2012 #23
BRILLIANT! DESERVES ALL Cha Sep 2012 #18
When truth overtakes satire, satire is out of business. trof Sep 2012 #20
And in the face of the The Wizard Sep 2012 #24
I love it Heathen57 Sep 2012 #25
Though I love the Onion. ChazInAz Sep 2012 #26
Now that's hilarious...love the Onion! tex-wyo-dem Sep 2012 #28
Honey Boo Boo! Kurovski Sep 2012 #29
Steve Allen said this decades ago. Manifestor_of_Light Sep 2012 #30
I mourn the night Steve Allen left the air. RichardRay Sep 2012 #34
You really can't make some of this garbage up. RoccoR5955 Sep 2012 #32
OMG - there's that "Honey Boo Boo" thingie again! calimary Sep 2012 #33
Thank you Oilwellian Sep 2012 #51
Confounding, isn't it? What a disgrace. calimary Sep 2012 #54
It's not funny cause it's true BarackTheVote Sep 2012 #35
And how many times, in the few last months, xxqqqzme Sep 2012 #36
I know that, of late, I've been seeing all the satire tavalon Sep 2012 #38
This message was self-deleted by its author bupkus Sep 2012 #40
You know it's true when we can no longer suss out if it's an Onion headline or not. myrna minx Sep 2012 #41
There is no satire in the twilight zone... Larry Ogg Sep 2012 #42
America is addicted to bullshit especial those who used to be middle class macbug Sep 2012 #44
The GOP killed The Onion. Drahthaardogs Sep 2012 #45
GOP is stealing their material. nt awoke_in_2003 Sep 2012 #47
The GOP's dumping strategy is destroying the American satire market gulliver Sep 2012 #48
This brings up something I've been thinking about for a while. M0rpheus Sep 2012 #50
Kicked and recommended. Uncle Joe Sep 2012 #52
How can satire compete? mick063 Sep 2012 #53
Really - there is no describing Honey Boo Boo. Initech Sep 2012 #55
how news works Mosby Sep 2012 #56

drm604

(16,230 posts)
5. Seriously,
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 05:55 PM
Sep 2012

it's become difficult at times to distinguish between an Onion story and a real news article.

rocktivity

(44,576 posts)
7. When I heard that Will Ferrell had done a comedy about a politicial campaign
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 05:59 PM
Sep 2012

Last edited Mon Nov 16, 2020, 02:00 PM - Edit history (1)

I said that "the campaign" we've been watching has been comical enough!


rocktivity

Cha

(297,154 posts)
19. Really Hard to get more tragically hysterical
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 07:54 PM
Sep 2012

than mitt romney's campaign.

Good Luck to Will Ferrell. lol

longship

(40,416 posts)
8. Nathan Poe told you so.
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:04 PM
Sep 2012

Th Onion didn't see this coming with the Harry Potter deal?

Poe's Law:

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."


It's the death knell of The Onion I tell you.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
9. Well if it's not the Onion it should be...
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:09 PM
Sep 2012

I gave up on trying to out satirize the conservatives a long time ago. I can't tell you how hard Bachmann made me cry when I realized nothing I could say would be enough of an exaggeration to keep up with her real life bat shit craziness. I remember hearing about her husband and I thought well that is original, but then I saw video of the dude he is how to put this delicately, ok I can't anyone who hasn't seen video of this guy all I can say is YouTube Marcus Bachmann. The human mind just isn't capable of coming up with the real life outrageous stuff the GOP does. Like Allen West saying he found commies under his bed. I mean these people are seriously wackadoodle.

Astazia

(262 posts)
21. Kalidurga I hate to add insane to insaner...but on Alan.West...
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 08:03 PM
Sep 2012

Mittless Rmoney as asked Colonel Batshit to lead his racial realations reachout for His & Lyin's campaign.

It's true...saw it on MSNBC.



Dustin DeWinde

(193 posts)
46. If the employee is a fool, so is the employer
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 10:41 AM
Sep 2012

By enlisting a known madman, Romney casts doubt on his OWN sanity.
And mittens once again proves he lacks the judgement to be president

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
39. Are you speaking to the fairly obvious gayness of her husband?
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 05:41 AM
Sep 2012

It would take a huge amount of not looking to not see that. That he runs a place to help gays not be gays is high irony. It's like a real life version of "But I'm a Cheerleader" (a hilarious movie about a ranch that tries to change gays).

 

jerseyjack

(1,361 posts)
13. That is why Tom Lehrer gave up ----
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:40 PM
Sep 2012

said he couldn't match the stuff that was going on in society. And that was before. Bush, Palin, McTurtle, Bachman, Jim Baker, Vetter and so forth.

Retrograde

(10,133 posts)
22. It was Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 08:15 PM
Sep 2012

IIRC, that made Lehrer hang it up. The satire, that is - he still kept teaching math, though.

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)
14. Their headline from January of 2001 was prophetic
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:43 PM
Sep 2012

Bush's speech upon assuming the presidency, with him promising our long national nightmare of peace & prosperity finally being over, and how he promised to get into at least one war and to run up the national debt.

This one is great, too.

JohnnyRingo

(18,624 posts)
15. The competition is fierce in the outrageous headline business these days.
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:44 PM
Sep 2012

The Republicans have raised the bar to such a level there's just no point in satire anymore.

Chorophyll

(5,179 posts)
16. 100th Rec. :)
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 07:01 PM
Sep 2012

The Onion has been incredible lately. Almost not even satire. Walking a delicate line between satire and plain bitterness. I love it.

Heathen57

(573 posts)
25. I love it
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 10:11 PM
Sep 2012

How telling (even if it isn't real) that you can't make up outlandish things that the GOP is doing in real life.

ChazInAz

(2,564 posts)
26. Though I love the Onion.
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 10:30 PM
Sep 2012

I really, really miss Ambrose Bierce.
A party such as our current Republican needs his refined literary axe and his level of cynicism to bring it to its knees. He would be having a wonderful time right now!

Mr. Bierce? Are you out there somewhere? Please come back from your vacation.

tex-wyo-dem

(3,190 posts)
28. Now that's hilarious...love the Onion!
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 10:59 PM
Sep 2012

I've been thinking the same thing for a long time...the level of irony the GOP/rethug/RW/teanutbag has foisted upon the world is so outside of comprehension that the word "irony" doesn't begin to describe it. I believe a new word needs to be invented to get the full true essence of the level of over-the-top craziness.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
30. Steve Allen said this decades ago.
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 12:07 AM
Sep 2012

He said many years ago that the news was so bizarre that you couldn't satirize it. And he probably said that in the 1960s.

RichardRay

(2,611 posts)
34. I mourn the night Steve Allen left the air.
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 02:03 AM
Sep 2012

Yes, I know how seriously that dates me, but I still think he had Carson beat in any way anyone can think of.

(and yes, I supported Adlai Stevenson, too

 

RoccoR5955

(12,471 posts)
32. You really can't make some of this garbage up.
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 01:06 AM
Sep 2012

Sometimes I think that the RapeubliCONs want to lose.

Oilwellian

(12,647 posts)
51. Thank you
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 02:29 PM
Sep 2012

I had no idea what the "Honey Boo Boo" story was, and now that I do, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

calimary

(81,220 posts)
54. Confounding, isn't it? What a disgrace.
Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:59 PM
Sep 2012

What an embarrassment! Nothing like splashing it all over TV, 'eh?

xxqqqzme

(14,887 posts)
36. And how many times, in the few last months,
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 04:12 AM
Sep 2012

has a posting appeared and we all look at it and say the same thing 'Is that from The Onion?'

This campaign will not be ruled by fact checkers - come on...

Response to FourScore (Original post)

Larry Ogg

(1,474 posts)
42. There is no satire in the twilight zone...
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 07:21 AM
Sep 2012

Only people unaware complicit in their own willful ignorance and demise,
if it were not so tragic we would all be laughing.

macbug

(22 posts)
44. America is addicted to bullshit especial those who used to be middle class
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 09:20 AM
Sep 2012

This is because all of the independent newspapers and stations have been bought by the 1% bullshitters, couple that with the FACT that a large part of former middle class America is addicted to bullshit and would rather believe those lies, than deal with the truth about the so called "conservative republican parties who whole political philosophy started with Nancy Reagan: " JUST SAY NO" to everything. Talk about a party that is in total denial.

Drahthaardogs

(6,843 posts)
45. The GOP killed The Onion.
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 09:29 AM
Sep 2012

That alone should get out the youth vote. I do not think I could have made it through college without The Onion to put things into perspective.

gulliver

(13,180 posts)
48. The GOP's dumping strategy is destroying the American satire market
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 12:46 PM
Sep 2012

Every time Romney gets up there and twists in the wind trying to avoid being taken for who he is, he puts a satirist out of work.

Every time Ryan reveals his sports prowess and gargantuan intellect, Jon Lovitz cries.

Someone has to stop this.

M0rpheus

(885 posts)
50. This brings up something I've been thinking about for a while.
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 01:42 PM
Sep 2012
Do the republicans really want to win this election?

Previously, R's were the "masters of framing the debate and staying on message". This cycle is so... disjointed and backwards, I just don't know how to justify it.

It feels like they are literally trying to throw the election. Waiting for everything to get fixed again, so we can let them back in to screw it all up as they normally do.

While I'd love to believe they're this stupid, the thought just keeps coming back.

I think it says something about half this country, that even with all the screw-ups and stupidity, that people are still willing to vote for Romney.
 

mick063

(2,424 posts)
53. How can satire compete?
Sat Sep 8, 2012, 03:35 PM
Sep 2012

When reality is so bizarre?

How can the Fox lemmings buy into such weirdness?


I always wondered how a populace can get behind fanatical leaders and their distorted visions. I always wondered this from a historical perspective and about countries far, far away.

Never in my lifetime did I believe it could happen here.
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