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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Wed Jun 3, 2020, 08:40 PM Jun 2020

Trump Says Inspection Revealed Bunker Was Dusty Because Obama Never Used It

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—After conducting a thorough “inspection” of the White House bunker on Friday night, Donald J. Trump discovered that the underground facility was covered in dust because Barack Obama never used it, Trump has confirmed.

“There were dust bunnies everywhere,” Trump told reporters. “Obama was President for eight years, and he didn’t set foot in that bunker once.”

“Here you have a world-class bunker, maybe the best bunker in the world, and Obama didn’t use it, even once?” Trump said. “I think that’s very disrespectful to the bunker.”

Trump said that he opened the bunker’s fridge and found it “stocked to the brim with soft drinks, totally untouched.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-inspection-revealed-bunker-was-dusty-because-obama-never-used-it?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_060320&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9f8cb24c17c6adf0e5d24&cndid=25394153&hasha=fb26c926963c5c9490d08ec70e179424&hashb=bdf4d201cc3085bf9e33a560ff1113486bc55d52&hashc=2be74124af08e0c5eac32b63da57f991ddf174992f33ca196b159292ec07e8a7&esrc=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

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Trump Says Inspection Revealed Bunker Was Dusty Because Obama Never Used It (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2020 OP
Wait.. there was New Coke and Crystal Pepsi in that fridge? NT mwooldri Jun 2020 #1
*snort* Nevilledog Jun 2020 #2
I love good satire Gothmog Jun 2020 #3
Poor scared widdle BLOTUS. Cha Jun 2020 #4
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