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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)After conducting a thorough inspection of the White House bunker on Friday night, Donald J. Trump discovered that the underground facility was covered in dust because Barack Obama never used it, Trump has confirmed.
There were dust bunnies everywhere, Trump told reporters. Obama was President for eight years, and he didnt set foot in that bunker once.
Here you have a world-class bunker, maybe the best bunker in the world, and Obama didnt use it, even once? Trump said. I think thats very disrespectful to the bunker.
Trump said that he opened the bunkers fridge and found it stocked to the brim with soft drinks, totally untouched.
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