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BOSTONFollowing the widespread controversy over Mitt Romneys recently leaked comments criticizing Americans who depend on the government, Republican vice presidential candidate and widely beloved champion of the poor Paul Ryan was quickly called in Tuesday to bolster the Romney campaign.
Weve obviously been set back a bit, but thankfully we have the perfect guy to the right the ship and win over the nations lower class, said campaign manager Matt Rhoades, adding that Ryan was the first person he thought to call when the video of Romneys candid discussions with ultra-rich donors emerged yesterday. Even if we take a hit among lower-income voters in the polls for a day or two, Congressman Ryan will, amazingly enough, win them back to our side, just like he always does.
Ive never seen anything quite like it, Rhoades continued. Poor people just love him.
According to sources, Romneys advisers have dispatched the modern-day Robin Hood to speak to voters in the most economically downtrodden regions of the country, where thousands of working-class Americans are already lining up outside the venues of Ryans upcoming rallies to don T-shirts and wave handmade signs in support of the selfless guardian of the poverty-stricken.
Read more: http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-campaign-sends-in-champion-of-the-poor-paul,29608/
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