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Ichingcarpenter

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Wed Sep 19, 2012, 02:05 PM Sep 2012

Mitt Romney got a rare piece of good news today

Poll: Romney Still Doing Well With Voters Who Have Never Heard Him Speak

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney got a rare piece of good news today, as a new poll showed him faring well among voters who have never heard him speak.

According to the poll, which has a margin of error of three points, Mr. Romney garnered positive ratings among voters who agreed with the statement, “I have never seen Mitt Romney say or do anything.”

The poll showed Mr. Romney doing especially well among certain demographic groups, including people who had been trapped in a mine cave-in or who had recently awoken from a coma.

For Romney campaign manager Matt Rhoades, the poll results offer “an amazing opportunity” for the campaign: “We have to identify those voters who have never heard Mitt talk and make sure they never do.”


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Mitt Romney got a rare piece of good news today (Original Post) Ichingcarpenter Sep 2012 OP
Terminal illness diagnosis? Rambis Sep 2012 #1
Borowitz is a priceless national treasure--I steal from him on a daily basis. librechik Sep 2012 #2
While I know this is satire.. Panasonic Sep 2012 #3
 

Panasonic

(2,921 posts)
3. While I know this is satire..
Wed Sep 19, 2012, 02:09 PM
Sep 2012

Unfortunately, it falls true on my father..

I asked him if he listened to Rmoney's 47% video, and he said no.

He isn't planning to vote for Obama, but Mom's vote will cancel him out, and my vote will be +1 for Obama.

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