"Boy this party really died!!"

Tell me they don't look like they might be kindred or something, spooky

a swinger party back in the 1980s.

LOL.

if he is elected...oh, wait a minute, that could backfire.

Followed by an attack on the media.
Followed by an attempt to cancel all future debates.
Ann will also have a "YOU PEOPLE" moment.

which any thinking person will know is much ado about nothing. It will backfire.

and try to connect with "those people" with "humorous" anecdotes about his 1) sex life or 2) underwear (neither of these will have the same effect they had when Clinton did it, and will only leave the audience uneasily wishing for a hot shower).

who will urge him to state his beliefs more forcefully, even shout his ideas out at the top of his lungs. This will work wildly well for near a week until the night of debates where Romney will be carried out on a stretcher, foaming from several orifices.

"Who cares what bums and freeloaders think anyway?"

Fox News will go wild defending him until the polls drop another 5% then they'll give him conflicting advice meant to save him from free fall which will drive him to taking anti-psychotics which will chemically lobotomize him so he'll be ready for vice presidential duties and run on a Palin-Romney ticket in 2016 as the hilarity continues.