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Every time they ask Joe Biden about taking a cognitive test he should just say, (Original Post) yortsed snacilbuper Aug 2020 OP
Ha! soothsayer Aug 2020 #1
Excellent ! 3Hotdogs Aug 2020 #2
And then he should say, "I'll take your silly test when you release...... Jack from Charlotte Aug 2020 #21
I laughed (and I think he should!) demmiblue Aug 2020 #3
He should also say my doctor doesn't think I need one. Trump's obviously did. octoberlib Aug 2020 #4
YEs ace3csusm Aug 2020 #5
He Pretty Much Did, Yesterday ProfessorGAC Aug 2020 #6
He said something obnoxiousdrunk Aug 2020 #8
TV Camera Man Woman Person. Extra points for repeating backwards. Let's see It do that. SammyWinstonJack Aug 2020 #7
It's a "when did you stop beating your wife?" question. Walleye Aug 2020 #9
K & R LAS14 Aug 2020 #10
Perfect. dalton99a Aug 2020 #11
also accepting "Get.the.Dumb.Fuck.Out" bringthePaine Aug 2020 #12
Or to paraphrase William Kristol DonaldsRump Aug 2020 #13
That would be great, but Blue_true Aug 2020 #14
Very good. panader0 Aug 2020 #15
This is the best! Native Aug 2020 #16
He should also make it clear that Mr.Bill Aug 2020 #17
That should be MurrayDelph Aug 2020 #18
I read this suggestion earlier peggysue2 Aug 2020 #19
Easy peasy. NT warmfeet Aug 2020 #20
Trump could live to be 200? DFW Aug 2020 #22
I want a president that doesn't need to take a cognitive test. mellow Aug 2020 #23

Jack from Charlotte

(2,367 posts)
21. And then he should say, "I'll take your silly test when you release......
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 07:23 PM
Aug 2020

your tax returns like EVERY presidential candidate of both parties has since 1960* and as you're aware The IRS has told you can release them anytime you want."

Need to beat him to his, .... "I can't release them since I'm being audited," lie.

* I don't know what year exactly.

ProfessorGAC

(64,419 posts)
6. He Pretty Much Did, Yesterday
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 05:31 PM
Aug 2020

A reporter asked if had taken the cognitive test.
He chuckled and said (paraphrasing) "No. Why would I need to take one?"

DonaldsRump

(7,715 posts)
13. Or to paraphrase William Kristol
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:16 PM
Aug 2020

"When Trump discloses his tax returns"!

Seriously, this is going to be Swiftboat Attempt 1. Hunter will be Swiftboat Attempt 2. Not sure what Swiftboat Attempt 3 etc will be. This will be in parallel with voter suppression and foreign interference, with unlimited dark money being funneled into Trump.

GET OUT THE VOTE!

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)
14. That would be great, but
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:19 PM
Aug 2020

before saying next question, he should say “a Lion is a Lion and an Elephant is an Elephant, and the first number you get to counting down by 7 from 100 is 93”. That will end that question for good.

Mr.Bill

(24,103 posts)
17. He should also make it clear that
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:32 PM
Aug 2020

there is no proof Trump even took that test. And the man he says administered it has no credibility after saying Trump could very well live to be 200 years old.

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