I had to call the plumber. It cost me $158.

It's a wonder the plumber didn't charge you more.

I just snorted iced tea out my nose and I’m sitting on my back deck laughing like a nut - You probably had a trump stuck in it -cracked me right up!! Thx for the lol!!

Well, he usually does but this is really weird.

How did he fix anything

Guess everytime he goes to that Whirlpool plant he rolls out that "oldie but goodie."

You are poisoning water everywhere.

He is just out of his freaking mind!

Let me guess. These big, strong, burly men in uniforms came up to him with tears in their eyes. They got down on their knees and said to him, "Sir, dear sir, we can't thank you enough for fixing our water flow problems! We haven't been able to shower, wash our clothes or clean our dishes for years, but then you came along!

Like an angel from heaven, you were sir, and suddenly, the water started flowing like wine and we were cleansed! Our clothes were cleansed and our dishes were cleansed!

We could even flush our huge turds down the toilet with only ONE flush! It was truly a godsend SIR! You have performed a miracle and we will worship you until the day we die. We are not worthy, sir!"

Whats worse is those workers laughing at his joke about washing his hair. Fucking rubes.

HE'S COMMITTED, AND IS CONTINUING TO COMMIT, TREASON AGAINST YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

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Didn't California just have a big water shortage problem one or two years ago?

As a matter of fact, there is only a finite amount of water on this planet, and if the population keeps expanding the way it has, well, all I have to say is, it's time to look into cheap ways to desalinate the oceans, or move to another planet or die!

(This message of laughing-in-the-face-of death, doom and destruction is brought to you by re-elect trump "the plumber" -- he doesn't care, so why should you!)
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And the republicans want to talk about Biden losing his mind

Wait a second... what about joe the plumber? Wasn’t he from Ohio? What is with the republicans and there constant discussion about plumbing? I think someone needs to invent a creative conspiracy theory here, something akin to pizza-gate

I don't know what he is talking about with his water pressure bullshit.

they had restrictors because that's what was required by the new plumbing code. But I didn't notice that I was getting any less water or the pressure was less. It was actually an improvement and I don't run out of hot water any more.

And I doubt very much that anybody contacted Trump to thank him for fixing their water pressure. He definitely hasn't called me with an offer to get rid of my restrictors.

fourflusher[ fawr-fluhsh-er, fohr- ]
noun
a person who makes false or pretentious claims; bluffer.
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/four-flusher

If he went to the Straight of Gibraltar and someone asked him what he thought of it, he'd claim to have personally split Europe from Africa. And his deplorable followers would believe it.

Now they wait for the bill and stiff them.

Just thought I'd clear that up.

n/t

maybe it will distract him from wrecking the country.

It’s been coming out as a dribble since the city replaced a water line near us. I said, who is responsible for this, Sir? Now I know. It was Trump!

15 flushes? ... yeah, we know where all the TP went.

in the toilet of his cell at Leavenworth.

it would be a more honest living than he's ever made.

if he's having so much trouble with his toilet. This idiot claims to solve a problem that doesn't exist, and even if it did and was solved, it wouldn't be by him.