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NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 03:54 AM Aug 2020

We Need to Protect God from Biden

Now that Trump has officially announced that Joe Biden “will hurt God”, a massive effort to get the Almighty into a safe, secure location is underway.

Currently, the most viable idea under consideration among the PTB in the GOP is that the Christian God would best be hidden in the home of an elected Republican – on the basis that no one would ever think to look for Him there, no less find Him.

As for God Himself, he could not be reached for comment – but rumour has it that He’s already hiding out in Joe’s basement, yukkin’ it up with the next POTUS.

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We Need to Protect God from Biden (Original Post) NanceGreggs Aug 2020 OP
The damn liberals have gone too far captain queeg Aug 2020 #1
LOL - the God in "Preacher" was pretty outrageous! Backseat Driver Aug 2020 #2
This is trump trying to divide people of faith duforsure Aug 2020 #3
This👆👆 Roy Rolling Aug 2020 #5
I can only say Dan Aug 2020 #4
He's protecting God... kentuck Aug 2020 #6
But aren't the Evangelicals ... NanceGreggs Aug 2020 #7
Isn't What He Said Blasphemy? ProfessorGAC Aug 2020 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Aug 2020 #10
It is blasphemous. kentuck Aug 2020 #13
It was a demented lunatic's call to arms? bucolic_frolic Aug 2020 #9
Could He can stay ... Whiskeytide Aug 2020 #11
LOL I enjoyed this! pandr32 Aug 2020 #12

captain queeg

(10,036 posts)
1. The damn liberals have gone too far
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 04:16 AM
Aug 2020

First they deny the chosen one of god, who he sent to save us from brown people. Now they will do harm to god himself. Not exactly sure how they’ll accomplish it, but everyone (white) should stock up on guns and ammo. We’ll know each other by our refusal to wear a mask and the secret code red hats you can’t purchase for a mere $30 from trump inc.

Backseat Driver

(4,339 posts)
2. LOL - the God in "Preacher" was pretty outrageous!
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 04:32 AM
Aug 2020

He often dressed up like a dog and tooled around the country on a motorcycle...Dude just hid in plain sight, and it was rumored that He quit! The Preacher, Jesse," and his girl "Tulip" had a lot of adventures as they and their vampire friend tried to "find God." They really had a hard time locating Him. Lordy, Lordy - things sure heated up when they did!

Did they grab Him for His own protection yet? If not, seriously, He's really been in a Joe Biden safe house???



duforsure

(11,882 posts)
3. This is trump trying to divide people of faith
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 04:46 AM
Aug 2020

From Biden, but failing badly. People of faith are running from trump more every day seeing he is no christian, he's just a serial liar and a con man promoting his daily propaganda.

Roy Rolling

(6,853 posts)
5. This👆👆
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 05:38 AM
Aug 2020

It’s a long-standing prejudice that evangelicals have against Catholics. Trump stepped right in it because he has no clue what Christians or any religious faith is.

Dan

(3,524 posts)
4. I can only say
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 05:36 AM
Aug 2020

That if if God is like the historical Jesus, he/she’d better hide from the police in the U.S.

NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
7. But aren't the Evangelicals ...
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 06:37 AM
Aug 2020

... wondering why GOD needs protecting - what with his almighty powers and all?

ProfessorGAC

(64,420 posts)
8. Isn't What He Said Blasphemy?
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 06:39 AM
Aug 2020

An all-knowing, all-powerful being needs to be protected?
That suggest this god is weak and defenseless.
If the Devangelicals don't bristle at such blasphemy, it confirms everything we believed about them!

Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #8)

bucolic_frolic

(42,673 posts)
9. It was a demented lunatic's call to arms?
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 06:58 AM
Aug 2020

Send in the Trumpen SS? Or the Space Force waving a Bible?

I mean what can be done

Whiskeytide

(4,459 posts)
11. Could He can stay ...
Fri Aug 7, 2020, 07:25 AM
Aug 2020

... in the WH bunker with boi?

The funny thing is that Тяцмр‘s comment demonstrates how flippantly he takes the concept of God, and it went right over the heads of the evangelical trumpists.

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