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Now that Trump has officially announced that Joe Biden will hurt God, a massive effort to get the Almighty into a safe, secure location is underway.
Currently, the most viable idea under consideration among the PTB in the GOP is that the Christian God would best be hidden in the home of an elected Republican on the basis that no one would ever think to look for Him there, no less find Him.
As for God Himself, he could not be reached for comment but rumour has it that Hes already hiding out in Joes basement, yukkin it up with the next POTUS.
captain queeg
(10,036 posts)First they deny the chosen one of god, who he sent to save us from brown people. Now they will do harm to god himself. Not exactly sure how theyll accomplish it, but everyone (white) should stock up on guns and ammo. Well know each other by our refusal to wear a mask and the secret code red hats you cant purchase for a mere $30 from trump inc.
Backseat Driver
(4,339 posts)He often dressed up like a dog and tooled around the country on a motorcycle...Dude just hid in plain sight, and it was rumored that He quit! The Preacher, Jesse," and his girl "Tulip" had a lot of adventures as they and their vampire friend tried to "find God." They really had a hard time locating Him. Lordy, Lordy - things sure heated up when they did!
Did they grab Him for His own protection yet? If not, seriously, He's really been in a Joe Biden safe house???
duforsure
(11,882 posts)From Biden, but failing badly. People of faith are running from trump more every day seeing he is no christian, he's just a serial liar and a con man promoting his daily propaganda.
Roy Rolling
(6,853 posts)Its a long-standing prejudice that evangelicals have against Catholics. Trump stepped right in it because he has no clue what Christians or any religious faith is.
Dan
(3,524 posts)That if if God is like the historical Jesus, he/shed better hide from the police in the U.S.
kentuck
(110,950 posts)...so he can get the Evangelical vote.
NanceGreggs
(27,813 posts)... wondering why GOD needs protecting - what with his almighty powers and all?
ProfessorGAC
(64,420 posts)An all-knowing, all-powerful being needs to be protected?
That suggest this god is weak and defenseless.
If the Devangelicals don't bristle at such blasphemy, it confirms everything we believed about them!
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kentuck
(110,950 posts)I would agree.
bucolic_frolic
(42,673 posts)Send in the Trumpen SS? Or the Space Force waving a Bible?
I mean what can be done
Whiskeytide
(4,459 posts)... in the WH bunker with boi?
The funny thing is that Тяцмрs comment demonstrates how flippantly he takes the concept of God, and it went right over the heads of the evangelical trumpists.