I'm a horrible human being...
So I had this Trumper in the office today. Usually I don’t engage politically but he did, about he and his wife are hoping to attend a rally.
I leaned over the chair and I said conspiratorially, do you know your wife is a tall blonde, and I guarantee you that if Trump saw her in the crowd and wanted her, without doubt she’d go off with him. I’ve seen this happen with otherwise so-called happily married women with professional athletes who they meet at a store or restaurant while their husband was at work and the athlete doesn’t play until that evening.
He was stunned: He had never thought of that before. When he looked up at me I simply nodded my head quietly. I then went back to work fixing his teeth.
I feel terrible about this...
Really.
I do!!!!
Seriesly. (Sic)
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You've cracked the code! It's about sex and holding onto your woman. 
What I've heard is that fewer people leave Trump's rallies than enter them. Or at least the departures of some people are delayed by hours and sometimes days even. Somehow the police are in on it too so if a missing person report is filed, they don't do anything. But usually couples are detained, so there isn't anyone who really misses them. But eventually they turn up, somewhat confused, and they have no recollection of the time lost. It's really weird, but something is happening at these Trump's rallies. I think there is some sort of mind control going on...
I'd suggest a fine meal and a bottle of wine.
And thanks for a major laugh!
You're a monster. A MONSTER! 
Next time though, you may want to get some inspiration from a divine source. 
That said, may Loki be with you, always... 
that was awesome 
I like it!
Maybe it might free the block of critical thinking. Sometimes when pipes get clogged you get a plunger. Maybe you’re the plunger he needed to get thinking straight.
