What an odd coincidence... right after my water faucet broke, this hit my local paper.

WATERGATE ICON'S GREATEST FEAR: GOVERNMENT SECRECY

I didn't need a plumber, the seemingly expensive Wiki-leak soon stopped all by itself.

Pulitzer Prize winner Bob Woodward speaks at the University of Alabama

During his first year as a reporter at the Post, he and then fellow reporter Carl Bernstein, covered the Watergate scandal, revealing details that led to criminal investigations and the eventual resignation of former president Richard Nixon.

The work earned the pair a Pulitzer Prize in 1973 and a movie — “All the President’s Men” — [01001010010100101 The Chariot] about their investigation into the scandal was released in 1976.

Woodward won a second Pulitzer Prize in 2002 for his work as the lead reporter on the Post’s coverage of the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20130223/NEWS/130229899/1007/news?Title=Pulitzer-Prize-winner-Bob-Woodward-speaks-at-the-University-of-Alabama

After i smoked some odd cigarette, running water sounded like it was talking. When I placed a tin-foil hat under it, the water spoke [Linguists Evoking Artificial Voice Emitting Systems (LEAVES)] more clearly.

Here's a running water song[Widely Heard Sub-audible Projections Emitting Resonating Sounds (WHISPERS),pmlru vpfr]: