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(3,145 posts)Snake Plissken
(4,103 posts)And the light socket is located in Cayman Islands.
In_The_Wind
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jmowreader
(50,453 posts)It takes one Republican to go on Fox News and complain about how Obama closed down all the good old fashioned light bulb factories so he could force all Americans to change to curly bulbs.
One to complain on Fox News about how Obamacare has forced up the cost of lightbulbs.
One to complain on Fox News that Obama rigging the diesel market has made shipping them unaffordable.
One to complain on Fox News that Obama's tax hikes have made millions of Americans too poor to buy light bulbs.
And one to complain on Fox News that Obama just doesn't like Americans being able to see at night.
While this is happening, the five Republicans all forget to make their house payments...so their house gets repossessed and the Republican who bought it at a fire-sale price drives to Walmart, buys a light bulb, screws it in and flips the switch.
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)The one who says that Obama wants to take away all your incandescent light bulb.
The one who says that there is a new world order to not use incandescent light bulbs.
and the one who says that Obama wants to force darkness on everyone.
jmowreader
(50,453 posts)It's the first one on my list.
I did neglect to put down the other two, so thanks for adding them.
RKP5637
(67,032 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Scuttling back under the woodwork like all smart Koch roaches...
RKP5637
(67,032 posts)DesertRat
(27,995 posts)rateyes
(17,438 posts)bwahahahhahahaahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
they'd rather keep changing incandescent bulbs than buy socialist energy-efficient compact flourescents or LEDs
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(13,989 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(48,789 posts)sorefeet
(1,241 posts)don't even try.
baldguy
(36,649 posts)underpants
(182,279 posts)one to change it
and two to "remembuh how good the ooold one was"
sheshe2
(83,354 posts)Thanks for the graphic, trumad.
DFW
(54,055 posts)They'll never get a majority in the House or ten Republican Senators to vote to authorize it.
barbtries
(28,702 posts)shared to fb
Initech
(99,915 posts)Initech
(99,915 posts)One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
The Wizard
(12,482 posts)throw a tantrum over the socialist power grid.
Jumpin Jack Fletch
(80 posts)davidthegnome
(2,983 posts)Everyone knows republicans can't change a Lightbulb!
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)The Republican would be in the delegation process of that scenario, of course.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Everyone knows Republicans hate change.
66 dmhlt
(1,941 posts)toddwv
(2,830 posts)Besides, once you put a new bulb in, everyone can use the light to see... THAT'S SOCIALISM!!! What are you a commie?
OBAMA WANTS TO REDISTRIBUTE LIGHT!!! GET YOUR OWN ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION!!!
The interesting thing about that analogy is sunlight is the energy source of most lifeforms on earth and it's free. The Sun is the ultimate socialist.
Shankapotomus
(4,840 posts)who is stockpiling incandescent light bulbs. Of course, I always have to rip on him about that and the whole not grasping human-made climate change.
mwooldri
(10,291 posts)Edison stopped making their type of lightbulbs years ago!
They are too dumb to change a lightbulb because thay are too busy bitching about bullshit