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BY ROBERT BECKHUSEN
A shapeshifting reptile from outer space guards President Obama, according to a new conspiracy video. Yet according to the White House, the extraterrestrial heft behind Obamas protection detail is a mere allegation and one that congressionally mandated budget cuts would have to ax, anyway.
If you believe the video above, recently posted to YouTube, the White House deployed at least one reptile guard as recently as this month. The narrator, using a text-to-speech program, suggests a bald-headed G-Man protecting Obama during his March 4 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee could be a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be, caught in a high-definition video during an event of the Zionist cabal.
Could be. Its certainly fodder for Tinfoil Tuesday, Danger Rooms occasional look at the internets most insane conspiracy theories.
The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. I cant confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester, Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. Id refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details. We are journalistically obligated to observe that this isnt a flat denial.
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http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/03/secret-service-reptile-aliens/
I think the chemtrails got to these folks...
enlightenment
(8,830 posts)shapeshifting alien humanoids are "controlling human events" they aren't doing a very good job of it.
edited to add missing word - obviously I can't type while someone is talking to me.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)But I'm a shape-shifting lizard myself, so my opinion doesn't count.
(People with an animal-fetish are called "furries". Are people with a lizard-fetish "scalies"?)
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)R. Daneel Olivaw
(12,606 posts)BainsBane
(53,003 posts)How the middle aged Jewish man pictured in the beginning suddenly aged backward 25 years and put on 20 lbs of muscle, or is that part of his reptilian alien abilities?
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)dixiegrrrrl
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Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Have these idiots been reading my FICTION notes?
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Ganja Ninja
(15,953 posts)Obama's gay lover.
The Christian conspiracy wacko's are slipping.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Sung to the tune of "It's Howdy Doody Time!"
How many are old enough to remember?