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n2doc

(47,953 posts)
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 11:29 AM Mar 2013

White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards

BY ROBERT BECKHUSEN




A shapeshifting reptile from outer space guards President Obama, according to a new conspiracy video. Yet according to the White House, the extraterrestrial heft behind Obama’s protection detail is a mere allegation — and one that congressionally mandated budget cuts would have to ax, anyway.

If you believe the video above, recently posted to YouTube, the White House deployed at least one reptile guard as recently as this month. The narrator, using a text-to-speech program, suggests a bald-headed G-Man protecting Obama during his March 4 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee “could be a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be, caught in a high-definition video during an event of the Zionist cabal.”

Could be. It’s certainly fodder for Tinfoil Tuesday, Danger Room’s occasional look at the internet’s most insane conspiracy theories.

The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. “I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.” We are journalistically obligated to observe that this isn’t a flat denial.



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http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/03/secret-service-reptile-aliens/

I think the chemtrails got to these folks...
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White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards (Original Post) n2doc Mar 2013 OP
Well, if the enlightenment Mar 2013 #1
Well, I saw a skinny, bald dude with too much moisturizer on his scalp. DetlefK Mar 2013 #2
Love the WH response NV Whino Mar 2013 #3
"Did his shape shifting device fail during Oh-Baa-Maa's speech?" R. Daneel Olivaw Mar 2013 #4
Will the video makers explain BainsBane Mar 2013 #5
I thought it was just Rick Scott. Fawke Em Mar 2013 #6
I thought it was James Carville. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2013 #11
Carville admits it, though. Fawke Em Mar 2013 #13
I love this one and the WH response nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author woo me with science Mar 2013 #8
The only thing that would make this more sinister is if that Alien were ... Ganja Ninja Mar 2013 #9
Thank god the Grand Order of the Draco Slayers will protect us! dixiegrrrrl Mar 2013 #10
It's Tinfoil Tuesday Time! It's Tinfoil Tuesday Time! LongTomH Mar 2013 #12

enlightenment

(8,830 posts)
1. Well, if the
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 11:44 AM
Mar 2013

shapeshifting alien humanoids are "controlling human events" they aren't doing a very good job of it.

edited to add missing word - obviously I can't type while someone is talking to me.

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
2. Well, I saw a skinny, bald dude with too much moisturizer on his scalp.
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 11:45 AM
Mar 2013

But I'm a shape-shifting lizard myself, so my opinion doesn't count.

(People with an animal-fetish are called "furries". Are people with a lizard-fetish "scalies"?)

BainsBane

(53,003 posts)
5. Will the video makers explain
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 11:55 AM
Mar 2013

How the middle aged Jewish man pictured in the beginning suddenly aged backward 25 years and put on 20 lbs of muscle, or is that part of his reptilian alien abilities?

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Ganja Ninja

(15,953 posts)
9. The only thing that would make this more sinister is if that Alien were ...
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 12:05 PM
Mar 2013

Obama's gay lover.

The Christian conspiracy wacko's are slipping.

LongTomH

(8,636 posts)
12. It's Tinfoil Tuesday Time! It's Tinfoil Tuesday Time!
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 02:48 PM
Mar 2013

Sung to the tune of "It's Howdy Doody Time!"



How many are old enough to remember?
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