Hey, wanna hear some good Obama jokes?

Why I'm a democrat?


Oh I just figured you weren't stupid.


(Now the hackles come up)


Wanna leave my office before I throw you the fuck out the door?


Gone in 60 ms


Guy leans in my office looking for someone else here who I didn't know could be a Puke, and spewed that shit without hesitation.


You can't fix stupid and you can't repair a Fauxbot.