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iandhr

(6,852 posts)
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 05:42 PM Mar 2013

Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces

JACKSON, MS—Citing a wish to maintain the quality of life for residents across the state, the Mississippi Senate on Thursday passed a bill outlawing the sale of soft drinks in containers smaller than 20 ounces. “We have a responsibility to ensure that Mississippians are consuming sugary beverages at an acceptably high and constant rate, and this ban will see to it that this standard is upheld,” said State Sen. Terry W. Brown (R-District 17) in a morning news conference, adding that the new law will be strictly enforced by state authorities and that any business caught selling soda, coffee, tea, lemonade, sports drinks, or energy drinks in standard cans or containers rather than 64 or 85-oz. cups will be subject to a fine. “This isn’t just about the comfort of individual consumers, it’s about the welfare and overall happiness of entire communities. The fact that a resident of this state could consume less than the equivalent of 16 packets of sugar in one beverage is simply unacceptable, and it demands immediate action.” Brown also called for stricter limits on diet sodas, the sale of which Mississippi lawmakers hope to restrict to minors by the end of the year.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mississippi-bans-soft-drinks-smaller-than-20-ounce,31854/

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Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces (Original Post) iandhr Mar 2013 OP
damn that Onion n/t SoCalDem Mar 2013 #1
SoCal: Onion... Hayabusa Mar 2013 #3
Aaaaack..got me SoCalDem Mar 2013 #7
Good. Then the smart people in Mississippi won't drink soft drinks at all and live. bluestate10 Mar 2013 #2
It's not real--it's that foolish Onion. Satire. nt MADem Mar 2013 #24
Not really. Mississippi is satire. Thinking voters must take that control of that state. nt bluestate10 Mar 2013 #26
One of my ancestors died in Mississippi...he got some compassionate care at the MADem Mar 2013 #28
Dear Mississippi... when you're at the bottom of every social metric... Cooley Hurd Mar 2013 #4
^ LOL Flashmann Mar 2013 #8
. WilliamPitt Mar 2013 #5
I'd been missing my daily dose of bigotry nt Dreamer Tatum Mar 2013 #6
must be why you're doubling up on poutrage. nt NoGOPZone Mar 2013 #27
I'm convinced The Onion long ago stopped printing satire... joeybee12 Mar 2013 #9
Me too iandhr Mar 2013 #11
There's more truth to most of their stories than what the so-called MSM prints...nt joeybee12 Mar 2013 #14
It shows how good their satire is. iandhr Mar 2013 #16
SEDEECE!!!!! librechik Mar 2013 #10
that made me laugh out loud Spartacus Maximus XL Mar 2013 #15
me too--and welcome to DU! librechik Mar 2013 #18
Haha! louis-t Mar 2013 #20
Gerrymandering!1 immoderate Mar 2013 #12
MS is the fattest state in the nation for real lunasun Mar 2013 #13
the onion made me cry again watch the sky Mar 2013 #17
They actually did pass an "anti-Bloomberg" bill, for real. subterranean Mar 2013 #21
I could smell that one! Not that I haven't been fooled before. louis-t Mar 2013 #19
My first thought... lame54 Mar 2013 #22
Ironically enough, this actually does make sense. AverageJoe90 Mar 2013 #23
You have to have a Big Gulp to wash down the food ThoughtCriminal Mar 2013 #25
LOL. nt SunSeeker Mar 2013 #29
A'm havin a mega gulp Diet Dew with ma pork rinds olddots Mar 2013 #30
Is it the Onion, or is it Teapublican? Frequently not much different. wandy Mar 2013 #31
I remember that in Oxford d_r Mar 2013 #32
No, it's not. It's also not all stupid. It does have a large impoverished population. nolabear Mar 2013 #33
don't take me wrong d_r Mar 2013 #35
I know! In Pittsburgh there are beer stores. In NOLA drive thru daiquiri stands. nolabear Mar 2013 #36
buy do they still have to d_r Mar 2013 #37
LOL! I don't think that's an issue. But it's certainly the spirit of the thing! nolabear Mar 2013 #38
Also beyond stupid. Let people buy whatever size drink they want. TheKentuckian Mar 2013 #34
Next year, diet soda? They can have my diet Dr Pepper when they pry it from my cold, fat hands. nt Jim Lane Mar 2013 #39
Mississippi is the most obese state Elvin Ives Mar 2013 #40

bluestate10

(10,942 posts)
2. Good. Then the smart people in Mississippi won't drink soft drinks at all and live.
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 05:45 PM
Mar 2013

And the dumb one will stuff their guts and die from heart disease. Mississippi will be blue by the end of this decade.

MADem

(135,425 posts)
28. One of my ancestors died in Mississippi...he got some compassionate care at the
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:27 PM
Mar 2013

hospital before he died. It was a terrible accident but they did what they could for him and they were kind to his wife and kids left behind.

I don't think they're all awful there. They are people of all colors and walks of life. Some are rich, many aren't, some have advantages, many don't. I don't think they're all mean, though, even if they've got some dumbass politicians with big mouths and halfassed ideas.

Morgan Freeman lives there, he's the Movie President...it can't be all bad if he can stand the place...

 

Cooley Hurd

(26,877 posts)
4. Dear Mississippi... when you're at the bottom of every social metric...
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 05:46 PM
Mar 2013

There's no other direction but... well, I have a feeling you'll prove us wrong.

watch the sky

(129 posts)
17. the onion made me cry again
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:04 PM
Mar 2013

with laughter, like I was peeling one. But this does really sound like something that state would do to "make a point" about NYC's situation. Knee-jerk reaction and all.

subterranean

(3,427 posts)
21. They actually did pass an "anti-Bloomberg" bill, for real.
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 07:33 PM
Mar 2013
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/us/anti-bloomberg-bill-in-mississippi-bars-local-restrictions-on-food-and-drink.html?_r=0

It is now illegal for local governments in Mississippi to put any restrictions on portion sizes or ingredients, require nutritional information to be displayed, or ban "Happy Meals". As if there was any danger of that happening in Mississippi.
 

AverageJoe90

(10,745 posts)
23. Ironically enough, this actually does make sense.
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:04 PM
Mar 2013

The South, outside some of the biggest cities and college towns, is far from a libertine paradise and if a popular politico could just convince Southern conservatives that banning stuff would help them, they'd be jumping all over that.

ThoughtCriminal

(14,046 posts)
25. You have to have a Big Gulp to wash down the food
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:07 PM
Mar 2013

Last year's ban on serving any solid food that has not been deep-fried, made this legislation necessary.

There was also an amendment to remove the minimum salt requirement from deserts.

 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
30. A'm havin a mega gulp Diet Dew with ma pork rinds
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:34 PM
Mar 2013

Skeeter don't Bogart them Little Debby Treats !

d_r

(6,907 posts)
32. I remember that in Oxford
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:37 PM
Mar 2013

(home of Ole Miss) you can't buy cold beer, only hot beer. I don't know if the whole state is like that or not.

nolabear

(41,932 posts)
33. No, it's not. It's also not all stupid. It does have a large impoverished population.
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:42 PM
Mar 2013

You know, those people DU claims to have such compassion for. Obesity and impoverishment go hand in hand.

d_r

(6,907 posts)
35. don't take me wrong
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:56 PM
Mar 2013

I'm not knocking on Mississippi, only been to oxford for football game and through the I-10 corridor passing through. But I've known lots of good folks from there. All of our states have weird beer laws, here in Tennessee you can't sell wine and beer in the same store.

nolabear

(41,932 posts)
36. I know! In Pittsburgh there are beer stores. In NOLA drive thru daiquiri stands.
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 10:06 PM
Mar 2013

State laws are all over the place!

d_r

(6,907 posts)
37. buy do they still have to
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 11:46 PM
Mar 2013

leave the wrapper on the end of the straw so that it is a closed container?

nolabear

(41,932 posts)
38. LOL! I don't think that's an issue. But it's certainly the spirit of the thing!
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 12:44 AM
Mar 2013

No glass containers is just about the most consistent law there is.

TheKentuckian

(25,020 posts)
34. Also beyond stupid. Let people buy whatever size drink they want.
Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:45 PM
Mar 2013

Want a four ounce soda? Fine. Want a gallon? Go for it.

Dumbass baby games.

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
39. Next year, diet soda? They can have my diet Dr Pepper when they pry it from my cold, fat hands. nt
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 01:56 AM
Mar 2013
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