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Pat Robertson: Jesus said an asteroid could destroy Earth next week (Original Post) rustydog Apr 2014 OP
I wish an asteroid shenmue Apr 2014 #1
+10000000000 Initech Apr 2014 #21
...but if you send Pat lots of money, I bet he'll be willing to pray it away. nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2014 #2
If you send Jesus-spewing Pat money, he'll probably spend it on his rustydog Apr 2014 #4
I hope it lands in his bedroom malaise Apr 2014 #3
I hope Jesus is just going to destroy Pat Robertson with an asteroid instead..... VanillaRhapsody Apr 2014 #5
Like this? Archae Apr 2014 #19
Yep!! VanillaRhapsody Apr 2014 #20
I see Pat is taking magic mushrooms again LordGlenconner Apr 2014 #6
ha! I was just thinking does his religion include peyote rituals?? lunasun Apr 2014 #18
He told him this over brunch? Rex Apr 2014 #7
NO Shit! GeorgeGist Apr 2014 #8
Monkeys might fly out of my ass and slap Pat upside the head too. LeftofObama Apr 2014 #9
Ding ding ding! 2naSalit Apr 2014 #15
Just enough time for Pat to safeinOhio Apr 2014 #10
No! No! Pat!!! MrMickeysMom Apr 2014 #11
I was thinking I am so tired of this guy, oldandhappy Apr 2014 #12
Pat--day drinking isn't the way to go. nt msanthrope Apr 2014 #13
One may leave thoughtful reviews of his old book here: greyl Apr 2014 #14
See God told Pat to shut up.. SummerSnow Apr 2014 #16
So forget everything in the book of Revelation Motown_Johnny Apr 2014 #17
It Will Be A Giant Dirty Socialist Apr 2014 #22
Well, shit. And I just made a car payment too... catbyte Apr 2014 #23
And when it doesn't happen he'll say that God relented sakabatou Apr 2014 #24
Is that the same Jesus who predicted a Romney win? LadyHawkAZ Apr 2014 #25
Meh David Edwards is full of shit Egnever Apr 2014 #26
God should show Robertson a thing or two and do it THIS week. DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2014 #27
with everything going on MFM008 Apr 2014 #28
Actually Pat he said, "Quit using my name to bullshit people and rip them off." yellowcanine Apr 2014 #29
It's the Robitussin talking again Pat. You got to quit that shit. yellowcanine Apr 2014 #30
Armageddon 2014 is officially on! Renew Deal Apr 2014 #31
Still waiting for Zarquon? longship Apr 2014 #32
It ain't weed he's been smoking Jake Stern Apr 2014 #33
Did he take down the donation line? I'll believe he believes it when he does. TheKentuckian Apr 2014 #34
 

VanillaRhapsody

(21,115 posts)
5. I hope Jesus is just going to destroy Pat Robertson with an asteroid instead.....
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 05:42 PM
Apr 2014

wouldn't that be funny.....two feet in orthopedic shoes sticking out from under a still steaming object from outerspace!

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)
9. Monkeys might fly out of my ass and slap Pat upside the head too.
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 05:51 PM
Apr 2014

I guess we won't know for sure until next week.

oldandhappy

(6,719 posts)
12. I was thinking I am so tired of this guy,
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 06:08 PM
Apr 2014

and then I had a flash thot. How surprised he is going to be when he finds out it is not the holy one who has been talking to him. I think there will have to be a half way house for all the people who have been mislead thinking they were listening to Jesus when it was really the evil one who was leading them. Not really funny, but sure made me smile to think this. And I am seriously tired of Pat.

greyl

(22,990 posts)
14. One may leave thoughtful reviews of his old book here:
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 06:27 PM
Apr 2014
Pat Robertson - The End of the Age

(It was originally published in 1995, and other "end of the world" warnings from him have come and gone.)

Just Awful, October 17, 2010

I bought this second hand, expecting an entertaining read and found a weak attempt at writing a novel. The characters have no foundation and if you picture them actually behaving the way they do in the pages, you'll find it laughable. Picturing anyone actually speaking the dialogue in the book will make you giggle to yourself.
Secondly, the science is just awful... the meteor burning so hot in space days before it reaches Earth - what is it burning out there in the vacuum of space? How is it causing a heat wave on Earth?? If it's shining so bright, why was it only discovered a week before it hits??? Why does the main character keep switching back and forth from being an astronomy expert to knowing absolutely nothing about astronomy?
In a way, I'm enjoying reading it in the same way I enjoy watching the occasional bad movie - to poke fun at it, and actually picture it like a movie... one of those bargain bin disaster movies you find at gas stations.

We should all be thankful the author lost the 1988 Presidential Primaries...


This "prophet" has all the right things!!, April 19, 2003
Err I meant all the WRONG things! Wow, Mr. Patty Robertson said that a big bad astriod will hit the earth on 2000 AD and boom goes the earth and everybody EXCEPT for him, which will go directly to heaven because "I like to preach hate and stuff, and I think drinking and cussing and doing inmoral things are O-K as long as I "find" God in the last second!" Uh, well this is 2003 actually, I don't remember a big bad astriod hitting the earth. OH!! That's why this book is selling so badly? You know, I think Pat Robertson even denied that he wrote this book now his perdictions are wrong. Oh what will be next?
Anyway, if you like to hate people of other belief/religion/race/color and etc and believes that 9-11 is caused by people of different belief/religion/race/color then here is your book!
But if you were a bit more saner then stay away from this book, you are only giving Pat Robertson more money for his manison!


Dreadful, August 8, 2002
I read this book on a dare over Christmas break 1998 after being offered it by a friend, and fellow skeptic, at Colorado State University, who was a physics major.
It combines dull, unexpressive prose, plus a boring, predictable tale of end-of-history redemption for American evanagelical Christians. I guess this is a way for the fundamentalist Christians to tell themselves they have been right all along, liberals and Jews be damned. Robertson's writing borders on self-parody and I found myself amused by its poor quality. He's not a good writer and obviously made no effort to hide it behind the writing talents of a good editor. Quite frankly, I doubt a good editor could do much with this dreck beyond tossing it in the trash can. Robertson is a charasmatic leader of the evangelic Christian movement, but we find no evidence of it in his writing.
What was most disapointing of all about this book was Robertson's anti-Hindu bigotry. His chiding of Jews for their non-belief is subtle, but his open hostility to Hinduism should be seen as nothing more than blatant racism.
 

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)
17. So forget everything in the book of Revelation
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 07:46 PM
Apr 2014

The asteroid will destroy the Earth and all that stuff that people have believed is the holy word of God for centuries is wrong. Jesus will never return because the Earth is going to be destroyed instead. No Rapture, no Four Horsemen, none of that stuff.


Come on, who you gonna believe?



 

DisgustipatedinCA

(12,530 posts)
27. God should show Robertson a thing or two and do it THIS week.
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 10:41 PM
Apr 2014

That would be funny, except for the part about everyone dying. And as always, screw Pat Robertson.

MFM008

(19,818 posts)
28. with everything going on
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 10:42 PM
Apr 2014

in this world, i wish i knew where it was gonna hit, id stand under it. jeez.

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)
29. Actually Pat he said, "Quit using my name to bullshit people and rip them off."
Mon Apr 21, 2014, 10:50 PM
Apr 2014

I can see how you might have gotten that out of it though.

Jake Stern

(3,145 posts)
33. It ain't weed he's been smoking
Tue Apr 22, 2014, 12:29 AM
Apr 2014

I've never heard anyone on pot say the kind of looney tune shit Pat does.

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