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wandy

(3,539 posts)
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 08:44 PM Jun 2014

Berrrrrrrrrrgdaaaaaaaahlllllllllll ! Sometimes I just need to rant...........

Are you tired of that same old Benghazi?
Had enough of that same old same old?
Does your back ache from turning over every rock in Libya on a scandal hunt?
Does the very mention of Benghazi no longer send a tingle up your leg?

Is the Select Committee truly past the point of diminishing returns?

Well we here at the GOP feel that way too. So put on those three cornered hats boys and girls and get ready for a new and most double plus good scandal.
It's sinister. It's exciting. It's bigger than Shinseki. Why, it's the biggest thing to come out of our think tanks since Fast and Furious.
It's. it's.................

Berrrrrrrrrrgdaaaaaaaahlllllllllll !

It's the saga of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. It has everything. It has deserters, traitors, 'muslins', book readers and fathers with unruly beards (not to be confused with our beloved Phil the Duck). Jeer as dictator Obama upholds the time honored American pledge to leave no one behind.
Every day the story will grow larger having more dirty dealings with terrorists, more solders sacrificed attempting rescue, more concerned family members exposed as concerned family members.

Follow us closely as our ministry of propaganda, I mean shill corporate media, I mean...........

More news as we make it up.

Two words. Teapublicans. Despicable.
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Berrrrrrrrrrgdaaaaaaaahlllllllllll ! Sometimes I just need to rant........... (Original Post) wandy Jun 2014 OP
BERGHAZI! Or is it BERGDAHLZI! Or perhaps... JaneyVee Jun 2014 #1
Thanks. I'll be stealing on of them, for future reference. wandy Jun 2014 #7
Good rant, and you are correct. This story has a lot of buzz words to attract the idiots. KittyWampus Jun 2014 #2
Yes. dawg Jun 2014 #3
Hate,fear,greed and obstruction. The GOP platform. wandy Jun 2014 #10
Good post malaise Jun 2014 #4
Third word - swiftboating... TheDebbieDee Jun 2014 #5
Those trapped on the "wrong yesterday's news" Select Committee ALBliberal Jun 2014 #6
No way! This is an election year. They will just start another "Select" Committee........... wandy Jun 2014 #9
love it! ALBliberal Jun 2014 #11
Right-Wing Bloggers Wanted Bergdahl Release Before Obama Got Him Back Cha Jun 2014 #8
OP is a DUzy Voice for Peace Jun 2014 #12
Thanks. It wasn't exactly laugh or cry. More like laugh or do some harm. wandy Jun 2014 #15
either way Voice for Peace Jun 2014 #16
It's okay to rant. SheilaT Jun 2014 #13
DU is one facet as is MSNBC and even RT with an occasional Right Wing.......... wandy Jun 2014 #14

dawg

(10,624 posts)
3. Yes.
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 08:48 PM
Jun 2014

These are stupid non-controversies. They are designed to distract from the Republicans' utter inability to function as a working part of our government.

 

TheDebbieDee

(11,119 posts)
5. Third word - swiftboating...
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 08:51 PM
Jun 2014

Berghdal is being swiftboated by faux news and the repukes. As a veteran, I'm thoroughly disgusted!

Sen Max Clelland got swiftboated, too.

ALBliberal

(2,339 posts)
6. Those trapped on the "wrong yesterday's news" Select Committee
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 09:21 PM
Jun 2014

This has me laughing!! NO ONE will pay attention to the Benghazzi stuff now!

wandy

(3,539 posts)
9. No way! This is an election year. They will just start another "Select" Committee...........
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 10:29 PM
Jun 2014

Do you remember the old TV show Dinosaurs.
Just swap in kangaroo for Timmy.

&feature=kp

Gonna need another bunch of kangaroos.
Oh, and a used car sails man to keep them in line.

ALBliberal

(2,339 posts)
11. love it!
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 10:49 PM
Jun 2014

Yes its just like that! And all the excitement naming the Benghazi select committee! You are right revolving congress folks!

 

Voice for Peace

(13,141 posts)
12. OP is a DUzy
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 11:38 PM
Jun 2014

It has everything. It has deserters, traitors, 'muslins', book readers and fathers with unruly beards (not to be confused with our beloved Phil the Duck). Jeer as dictator Obama upholds the time honored American pledge to leave no one behind.
 

Voice for Peace

(13,141 posts)
16. either way
Wed Jun 4, 2014, 02:59 PM
Jun 2014

it is brilliant, my opinion. Captures the whole thing beautifully.

As long as we keep illuminating, humorizing, illuminating, educating..
world will change.

 

SheilaT

(23,156 posts)
13. It's okay to rant.
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 11:47 PM
Jun 2014

Sometimes we just need to do that.

But my advice is to stop watching regular media, and limit yourself here on DU. Honest, it helps.

wandy

(3,539 posts)
14. DU is one facet as is MSNBC and even RT with an occasional Right Wing..........
Wed Jun 4, 2014, 12:25 AM
Jun 2014

loony tunes blog thrown in for laughs.
Said this before. I am of the opinion that todays news is mostly opinion and thats the news folk.
Main stream (corporate ) media ain't no Programmers Reference Manual but you have to look around a little bit to see that.

If there is any way that I pity our Teapublican 'friends' it is that so often their only view of the world is through the sickly distorted eyes of the FOX.

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