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kpete

(71,984 posts) Fri Jun 6, 2014, 09:36 AM Jun 2014

Mallard be thy name: New ‘Duck Dynasty’-themed Bible coming in October

The reality TV stars will next release “The Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible,” a King James translation of the Old and New Testaments that will include branded features about the family.

The Bible, which will be published Oct. 28 by Thomas Nelson, will focus on patriarch Phil Robertson’s five core values — faith, family, fellowship, forgiveness, and freedom.

Robertson has made news in recent months for controversial remarks about his disdain for LGBT sex and nostalgia for racial segregation.

The Bible will include “30 life-changing testimonials along with 125 ‘Set Your Sights’ features” from Robertson and his oldest son, Al Robertson, who serve as executive editors for the project.

more lol:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/06/mallard-be-thy-name-new-duck-dynasty-themed-bible-coming-in-october/

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Mallard be thy name: New ‘Duck Dynasty’-themed Bible coming in October (Original Post) kpete Jun 2014 OP

It's a mallardy pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #1

So it is written, So it shall be.... sgtbenobo Jun 2014 #2

what a quack warrior1 Jun 2014 #3

And I"m sure one of the actors will say something inflammatory to gin up sales. KittyWampus Jun 2014 #4

Because if there's anything Jesus liked, it was people crassly profiting off of religion. Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2014 #5

Released just in time for the Christmas shopping season. bullwinkle428 Jun 2014 #6

Bonus feature- built-in duck call n2doc Jun 2014 #7

What is it about ducks and the extreme right wing? dawg Jun 2014 #8

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. It's a mallardy

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 6, 2014, 09:38 AM

Jun 2014

I'm afraid it may be incurable.

sgtbenobo

(327 posts)

2. So it is written, So it shall be....

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 6, 2014, 09:59 AM

Jun 2014

....Duck Commander Phil Robertson in the year of our Lord 2014 marginalized Christianity out of existence.

Good luck with the sequel Phil.

Dumb-ass.

Carry On