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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBill Maher goes after Open Carry "ammosexuals" (NOTE: "can't unsee this" WARNING)
Wanna stay on your diet? Put this photo on your fridge:Last night, Bill Maher tore into the "ammosexuals" who want to open carry everywhere.
Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys aren't just firearm enthusiasts you're ammosexuals. (audience laughter and applause)
And before you try and deny you have some sort of unnatural romantic relationship with your gun, consider this. You're taking it out to dinner! (hysterical audience laughter) Because it completes you. Get a room.
You know, I love Tiffany lamps, but if I couldn't bear to leave the house without carrying one, they would lock me up! It's no secret I favor marijuana rights, but I don't go to the Olive Garden and blow bong hits into people's faces! (wild audience laughter and applause) Anymore. (hysterical audience laughter)
Here's a crazy idea. Try going out without your gun. I know there may be some separation anxiety, but just think how exciting it will be when you get home and there she is. (hysterical audience laughter) Oiled up and just wearing a holster. (audience laughter)
And before you try and deny you have some sort of unnatural romantic relationship with your gun, consider this. You're taking it out to dinner! (hysterical audience laughter) Because it completes you. Get a room.
You know, I love Tiffany lamps, but if I couldn't bear to leave the house without carrying one, they would lock me up! It's no secret I favor marijuana rights, but I don't go to the Olive Garden and blow bong hits into people's faces! (wild audience laughter and applause) Anymore. (hysterical audience laughter)
Here's a crazy idea. Try going out without your gun. I know there may be some separation anxiety, but just think how exciting it will be when you get home and there she is. (hysterical audience laughter) Oiled up and just wearing a holster. (audience laughter)
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Bill Maher goes after Open Carry "ammosexuals" (NOTE: "can't unsee this" WARNING) (Original Post)
Triana
Jun 2014
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But, if you lift his stuff and post it, you'd get a DMCA Takedown Notice. nt
TheBlackAdder
Jun 2014
#3
TheBlackAdder
(28,070 posts)1. He lifted "ammosexuals" from C&L or another site without reference. nt
DamnYankeeInHouston
(1,365 posts)2. Highest form of flattery.
TheBlackAdder
(28,070 posts)3. But, if you lift his stuff and post it, you'd get a DMCA Takedown Notice. nt
Orrex
(63,083 posts)5. ^^That.
Orrex
(63,083 posts)4. I've been looking for the fat-shaming thread all morning.
Thanks, Bill Maher!
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)6. KNR. n/t
Whisp
(24,096 posts)7. Gunny Boo Boo.
funny shit, I hope all the gundamentalists are squirming a bit.
on edit:
I see that is so.