Just imagine....

if we had a president who's entire platform was to do everything they could to piss off the Republicans(In other words a completely and unabashedly progressive platform.) Oh Hel's Lacy Undies that would be glorious! I would revel in the circus of it all. The comedy of the wingnuts going full froth would truly be a site to behold. Than just to just add insult to injury I'd make the a president an Arabic Muslim Communist. (I mean an ACTUAL Arabic Muslim Communist. Someone who's either from or who's parents are from Saudi Arabia who is religiously a Muslim and politically a Communist) Than I'd throw another log on that bonfire by having them be Transman and their First Lady be an Atheist Latina Transwoman from Chile with Big Gay Al from South Park being the Vice President. Than just to really fuck with them I'd clone Hugo Chavez and make him head of The Chamber of Commerce and than I'd make Professor Richard Wolff the Chairman of the Federal Reserve! Last but not least I'd make Tommy Chong Head of the ATF .

Hell Ol'Rush would probably be dead within a fort night from an endless bout of opiate fueled conservorage . O'Reily would be so flabbergasted he'd be like

It would be night after night of watching the right's biggest professional propagandist losing his shit on such an epic scale that even the Greek Poet Homer would've been like "GOD DAMN!"

I hope and pray to the chesticles of Fat Bastard that I live to see such wonderful and enchanted times.