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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsForget Florida Man--- We now have Florida Woman- Meet Crystal Metheney
Ya gotta love my state.
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Forget Florida Man--- We now have Florida Woman- Meet Crystal Metheney (Original Post)
trumad
Jun 2014
OP
But let's not forget Florida Man's west coast dwelling twin....California Man!
Tommy_Carcetti
Jun 2014
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Tommy_Carcetti
(43,153 posts)1. But let's not forget Florida Man's west coast dwelling twin....California Man!
https://twitter.com/CaliManTales
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California Man accused of naked home burglary
California Man Gets Prison for Ripping Off Girl Scouts
California Man rescued after getting stuck in ex-wife's chimney
California Man drives off with red-light camera
California Man sets new pepperoni roll world champion record, eater downs 31 in ten minutes
California Man uses stolen backhoe to destroy mobile home, claims he was going to return it when finished
California Man accused of posing as Navy SEAL to get $30,000 from charities
Foul Ball-Seeking California Man Absolutely Wrecks Old Woman
California Man suffering from 'constipation' actually had running vibrator in large intestine
California Man's poodle doesn't qualify as service dog in N.J.
Wife: California Man's arrest is case of mistaken identity...again ("It was Florida Man! I swear!!!!"
California Man damages historic Alaskan church, bites officer in rampage
California Man Busted in Fake Levi Strauss Jeans Smuggling Scheme
California Man breaks elusive five-minute beer mile, taking world champion away from Canadian
California Man charged $4,050 for 2 tacos from Del Taco
California Man With Worn Sock Fetish Arrested Again After Caught Near School
California Man Invents New Condom "Galactic Cap" Which Covers Only the Tip
California Man accused of naked home burglary
California Man Gets Prison for Ripping Off Girl Scouts
California Man rescued after getting stuck in ex-wife's chimney
California Man drives off with red-light camera
California Man sets new pepperoni roll world champion record, eater downs 31 in ten minutes
California Man uses stolen backhoe to destroy mobile home, claims he was going to return it when finished
California Man accused of posing as Navy SEAL to get $30,000 from charities
Foul Ball-Seeking California Man Absolutely Wrecks Old Woman
California Man suffering from 'constipation' actually had running vibrator in large intestine
California Man's poodle doesn't qualify as service dog in N.J.
Wife: California Man's arrest is case of mistaken identity...again ("It was Florida Man! I swear!!!!"
California Man damages historic Alaskan church, bites officer in rampage
California Man Busted in Fake Levi Strauss Jeans Smuggling Scheme
California Man breaks elusive five-minute beer mile, taking world champion away from Canadian
California Man charged $4,050 for 2 tacos from Del Taco
California Man With Worn Sock Fetish Arrested Again After Caught Near School
yellowcanine
(35,693 posts)2. Maybe Crystal Metheney isn't just her name?
Her appearance would suggest so.
randome
(34,845 posts)3. With a name like Crystal Metheney, you'd think she'd have become a violinist or something.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game. -Existenz[/center][/font][hr]
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)4. Her parents doomed her right from the start.