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Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)
Wed Jun 11, 2014, 10:30 PM Jun 2014

Florida woman by the name of Crystal Metheney is arrested for firing a missile into a vehicle

by Josh Feldman | 9:58 pm, June 11th, 2014

A few weeks ago, a Florida woman was arrested for, I swear to God, firing a missile at a vehicle. According to the police report, she was arrested holding a missile and charged with “shooting into an occupied vehicle.”

Now, you think that would be enough weirdness for one case. But take a look at the woman’s name in this police report.



http://www.mediaite.com/online/florida-woman-with-best-name-ever-arrested-for-firing-a-missile/

Yes. Crystal Metheney.

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Florida woman by the name of Crystal Metheney is arrested for firing a missile into a vehicle (Original Post) Cali_Democrat Jun 2014 OP
Haha.....how about "Crystal Meth"? LOL. AverageJoe90 Jun 2014 #1
What were her parents thinking? greatauntoftriplets Jun 2014 #2
Well I guess she lived up to her name SummerSnow Jun 2014 #3
Born in 1977. Crystal Meth = Crystal Blue Persuasion. haele Jun 2014 #5
if she'd fire a missile into wedding parties she could get a job with the US government nt msongs Jun 2014 #4
stick the missile on a gun and she'll be applauded for being a second amendment patriot samsingh Jun 2014 #6
Got to ask ...can't resist ...argggg ...uhhh ...was she on meth? L0oniX Jun 2014 #7
Looks like she might have been.... Cali_Democrat Jun 2014 #8
Crystal Metheney? Launching missiles? She could be the next James Bond villain! FSogol Jun 2014 #9
 

AverageJoe90

(10,745 posts)
1. Haha.....how about "Crystal Meth"? LOL.
Wed Jun 11, 2014, 10:32 PM
Jun 2014

Honestly, though sometimes you really can't make this stuff up.....the puns and the jokes write themselves with this one!

haele

(12,581 posts)
5. Born in 1977. Crystal Meth = Crystal Blue Persuasion.
Wed Jun 11, 2014, 10:49 PM
Jun 2014

A pretty song during a happy, carefree disco/party time about a substance that made parties more fun and work go quicker with a minimum of fuss or muss.

It wasn't the same drug back then. A lot of drugs weren't the same back then as they are now.

Haele

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