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randys1

(16,286 posts)
2. When you read this remember please that they fired Cantor for not HATING you
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:21 AM
Jun 2014

enough and not killing enough poor people

You have been told that an entire political organization wants to KILL you, and you/we are doing next to nothing, myself included.

I am exaggerating, they dont want to kill you?

Well, if you are an upper middle class white protestant str8t male, then no, they dont, but if you are ANYBODY else they will fight to the death to make sure you get no food, no shelter and no medical aid.

Yes, they are trying to KILL YOU

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)
4. No they don't want to kill you. They would rather use you, but if you are useless then
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:28 AM
Jun 2014

they would like you to die. Die, yes, kill you, no, they don't want to get their hands dirty.

They would be happiest if we killed each other, especially if we buy the instruments of death from them.

randys1

(16,286 posts)
10. Yes but if we could just die of exposure and hunger it would be what they want
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 11:50 AM
Jun 2014

The ones who want this the most are the loudest xtians....

lark

(22,993 posts)
11. The tealiban that voted for Brat are like this - very true.
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 12:02 PM
Jun 2014

However, Brat got tons of vote from the liberal counties, don't think those were all the tealibans voting there. Seems like there were moderate/dems who voted for Brat to get the weaker general election candidate.

klook

(12,134 posts)
5. Hilarious! "Connections: 0 connections."
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:30 AM
Jun 2014


Soon to be updated with "Seeking a position as a lobbyist for any industry that profits through the misery of the many."
 

ehrnst

(32,640 posts)
7. Borowitz's follow up - Possible job for Cantor
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 11:19 AM
Jun 2014

Possible job for Eric Cantor - but the 41+ hours a week would be a deal killer:


yellowcanine

(35,692 posts)
15. Wage: Competitive. Translation: enough to avoid living in a cardboard box if your wife has a better
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 12:12 PM
Jun 2014

paying job.

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