Or if is the dreaded "Freemasons", does that mean I have to drive a really tiny car and wear a fez?

The most underrated garmet of all time!

But you can't join just to sport the brim and drive the go carts

So I did not join. What's the point

Fezzes are for Shriners - Freemasons have aprons.

wear fezes are Shriners. All Shriners are Freemasons but not all Freemasons are Shriners.

'gun confiscation". I only wish that were true.

use them against us.

How very 19th century of him. OTOH, his other views are pretty 19th century too!

"Who Dat?"

Who dat up there who’s dat down there

Who dat up there who dat well down there
Who’s dat up there, sayin’ who’s dat down there
When I see you up there well who’s dat down there

Who dat inside who’s dat outside
Who’s dat inside who dat well outside
Who’s dat inside, singin’ who’s dat outside
When I see up there well who’s dat out there

Button up your lip there big boy
Stop answerin’ back
Give you a tip there big boy
Announce yourself jack

Who dat up there who’s dat down there
Who dat up there who dat, well down there
Who’s dat up there, singin’ who’s dat down there
When I see you up there you bum
Well who’s dat down there

Who dat

never heard of him!