Step Right Up and Place your Bets on Where Eric Cantor Will Go To Cash His Wingnut Welfare Check:

So, where will Eric Cantor cash his WINGNUT WELFARE check? Any bets?

Here are the possibilities:

1. The American Enterprise Institute: Koch brothers funded welfare institution for fake eggheads. Aka, political hacks that like to think of themselves as serious thinkers. Generally for ex-politicians who tried to maintain some image of intellectualism while in office. (ie-Kissinger, Wolfowitz)

2. The Heritage Foundation: Koch brothers funded welfare institution for retired, broken down, clapped-out 'culture warriors.' (ie-Jim DeMint.)

3. The CATO Institute: Kock brothers funded 'farm team' version of the American Enterprise Institute. Generally for people can't hold more than one economic or political idea in their head at the same time, and therefore combine them both into one big SIMPLE ideal called 'libertarianism.' Generally for ex-political staffers who graduated from college, and went straight into a job stuffing ballot boxes for some hacky Representative in Washington. (ie-Lew Rockwell, former staffer to Ron Paul.)

4. 'Pundint' at Fox News: Generally for clowns, felons, crooks, and political ratf#ckers (the actual term for a political dirty tricks specialist) who are too much of an embarrassment for any of the other organizations listed above; but who were at least entertaining, and know how to juggle and drop their pants. (ie-Karl Rove, Oliver North, Sarah Palin)


My bet is on The Heritage Foundation. "Eric Cantor, Senior Fellow at the Heritage Foundation." Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?