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IronLionZion

(45,432 posts)
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 09:41 AM Jun 2014

Those of you not at work now, what do you do for a living? NSFW!

Yesterday was a strange day here in GD. It seems that those who don't work in office jobs have very extreme notions of what it must be like, and it sounds like a grim nightmare. Those fascist overlords are just cracking the whip down at the plantation while plotting to destroy the world for profit, I guess. No exceptions for nonprofits or government or associations or small businesses or self-employed.

I'll choose not to heap too much snarky self righteous judgment down upon you. But I am curious about those who don't work in office jobs. It seems like a lot of DUers manage to live pretty well and still have lots of free time to enjoy life. So how did you do it? How did you achieve your liberal dream life?

Are you all independently wealthy? Are you hippies living in intentional communities? I suppose some of you may be writers or artists or something bohemian. Or do you have more of a "Breaking Bad" situation? You can't all be retirees and/or students.

The most obnoxious anti-office people on facebook are generally the ones involved in pyramid selling like Amway. They're not fooling anyone, I hope.



And of course a beautiful baby Jesus, Mary, and Joseph for all of you!



PS: I always thought the plural of Jesus was Jesuses, not Jesi.

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Those of you not at work now, what do you do for a living? NSFW! (Original Post) IronLionZion Jun 2014 OP
Catcus-Cacti. Octopus-Octopi. Jesus-Jesi. FSogol Jun 2014 #1
National-Nazi IronLionZion Jun 2014 #2
at the moment i'm on at home on a conference call. unblock Jun 2014 #3
Yup, I've had those days too IronLionZion Jun 2014 #4
Me too. Kber Jun 2014 #12
I am a gentleman of leisure .... oldhippie Jun 2014 #5
Good for you! IronLionZion Jun 2014 #7
I've retired, but I've got NO leisure.... Bigmack Jun 2014 #11
Worked in construction for 25+ years. Now an ecommerce manager at home because ChisolmTrailDem Jun 2014 #6
Sounds like you got a great commute IronLionZion Jun 2014 #8
I used to drive 60-80 miles (one way) every day in the morning and evening ChisolmTrailDem Jun 2014 #15
Believe it or not I am paid pretty well to provide my opinion and solutions Exposethefrauds Jun 2014 #9
Aha! So you're what's wrong with America! IronLionZion Jun 2014 #10
Suckling on the sweet, sweet teat of Uncle Sugar for over 30 years now Exposethefrauds Jun 2014 #16
My unemployed daughter looks for work and takes temp jobs. nt kelliekat44 Jun 2014 #13
I have one of those too dem in texas Jun 2014 #35
Chef/butchers apprentice Arcanetrance Jun 2014 #14
Self-employed. I own a dressage and combined training horse farm nt riderinthestorm Jun 2014 #17
I look at nipples and listen to assholes. Iggo Jun 2014 #18
..... Inkfreak Jun 2014 #28
LMAO arcane1 Jun 2014 #30
Don't listen to them! IronLionZion Jun 2014 #31
lol..."PFFFT" Iggo Jun 2014 #33
Doctor? Or is there a piece of hardware or machinery called a nipple? moriah Jun 2014 #37
I have been retired since 2010. RebelOne Jun 2014 #19
I'm broken... giftedgirl77 Jun 2014 #20
Mmm...nipples IronLionZion Jun 2014 #24
I have been unemployed since June. janlyn Jun 2014 #21
Congrats! IronLionZion Jun 2014 #22
Thank you! janlyn Jun 2014 #23
I used to be a cubicle dweller shanti Jun 2014 #25
academic scientist, aging.... mike_c Jun 2014 #26
CNC machinist - 2nd shift House of Roberts Jun 2014 #27
I do tech support for various indistries. arcane1 Jun 2014 #29
Bricklayer for over 40 years. panader0 Jun 2014 #32
Psychotherapist and Writer. I check in on off hours or between sessions. nolabear Jun 2014 #34
I'm disabled, but when I was working I worked graveyard. moriah Jun 2014 #36
Run my own law practice jberryhill Jun 2014 #38
And a Bush for you IronLionZion Jun 2014 #41
Yes, we have an office and three full time employees jberryhill Jun 2014 #43
Disabled. I live on SSDI. Kaleva Jun 2014 #39
Our lives are more connected than you might think. nt IronLionZion Jun 2014 #44
I'm unemployed by disability sakabatou Jun 2014 #40
as my screen name implies tapermaker Jun 2014 #42
You held my interest until the end. GeorgeGist Jun 2014 #45
And a Bush for you IronLionZion Jun 2014 #46
Make printing plates four days a week jmowreader Jun 2014 #47
To quote Shelley Berman: "Two Jackii". bemildred Jun 2014 #48
I am a contractor, I repair homes. oneshooter Jun 2014 #49

IronLionZion

(45,432 posts)
4. Yup, I've had those days too
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:00 AM
Jun 2014

During particularly bad snow days on my last project we may have our team work from home and do conference calls and webmeetings throughout the day. Most of the time I'm on various customer sites and have to follow their policies.

Kber

(5,043 posts)
12. Me too.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:18 AM
Jun 2014

I work for an Indian company and once or twice a week ( when I'm not actually in India, anyway) I get up on the early side, start my conference calls between 5:00 and 6:00 am and work at home until 2:00 or so. I usually don't go into the office on those days and I'll knock off by 4:00.

Today is one of those days

Oh and I only check DU on my personal, non company owned iPad or laptop. I don't think anyone would care, but I try hard not to mix business and personal stuff.

 

Bigmack

(8,020 posts)
11. I've retired, but I've got NO leisure....
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:18 AM
Jun 2014

... fishing, crabbing, building projects, grandkid, etc.

I always tell people that I'm retired.. full-time.

 

ChisolmTrailDem

(9,463 posts)
6. Worked in construction for 25+ years. Now an ecommerce manager at home because
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:10 AM
Jun 2014

I didn't want to be climbing around on buildings, sometimes 20-30 stories up, after I turned 50, which happens in a couple of months. So, I taught myself how to design, build, and manage websites and was working for a competitor of the company I work for now when I got this job. The pay was competitive with my construction job and has improved substantially since I started part-time seven years ago. Now that it pays better than my union job did, I'm working from home full-time for a few years now.

 

ChisolmTrailDem

(9,463 posts)
15. I used to drive 60-80 miles (one way) every day in the morning and evening
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:21 AM
Jun 2014

to get to and from work. I now have to negotiate a spiral staircase up to my loft office. Right after breakfast and coffee with my doggie and DU out on the patio.

 

Exposethefrauds

(531 posts)
9. Believe it or not I am paid pretty well to provide my opinion and solutions
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:16 AM
Jun 2014

To problems with in the gov.

I mainly sit around all day and pontificate while my minions toil away.


IronLionZion

(45,432 posts)
10. Aha! So you're what's wrong with America!
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:18 AM
Jun 2014

Just kidding of course. I do somewhat similar stuff although I am usually the minion.

 

Exposethefrauds

(531 posts)
16. Suckling on the sweet, sweet teat of Uncle Sugar for over 30 years now
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:24 AM
Jun 2014

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it so I guess I will damn sure beats other dirty jobs I did for Uncle Sugar in the past.

dem in texas

(2,674 posts)
35. I have one of those too
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 12:50 PM
Jun 2014

She lost her full-time job about 2 1/2 years ago, she is barely scrapping by doing freelance work. My husband and I are retired and have to help her out with her house payment every month, don't want her to lose her home. We work from home, I have several web sites which bring in a decent income to go with our retirement, but I will soon be 75 and working the web sites and shipping all the time is getting old. Couldn't run the sites without my 77 year old husband helping. Now we want to cut back and play a little more, but worry about our daughter.

She has applied for a lot of jobs, but she is over 50 and no one wants to hire her. Shows what a degree in fine art will do for you. I studied accounting in college, ended up in the software business, but kept going back to school to keep on top of all the computer changes, then learned web design when I was in my late 50's, back when you had to had to hand code your html. Now I use Dreamweaver, but still breakout and hand code a lot. Leaning this skill paid off for us. We have helped put two grandkids through college, too.

We have thought about her moving in with us, since our home is paid for, but I don't really want this, it will be a last resort.

moriah

(8,311 posts)
37. Doctor? Or is there a piece of hardware or machinery called a nipple?
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 12:53 PM
Jun 2014

Because "listen to assholes" is part of most people's job description.

RebelOne

(30,947 posts)
19. I have been retired since 2010.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 10:42 AM
Jun 2014

But I did work in an office. For 13 years, I was a copy editor for 35 monthly hunting and fishing magazines.

 

giftedgirl77

(4,713 posts)
20. I'm broken...
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 11:04 AM
Jun 2014

So on bad days I sit on DU & watch the thread wars ensue. I must say the nipple one was in my top three of favs.

janlyn

(735 posts)
21. I have been unemployed since June.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 11:05 AM
Jun 2014

I got a job yesterday!! Start on monday.
I have been living off savings, and making extra money with a flea market booth.

janlyn

(735 posts)
23. Thank you!
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 11:25 AM
Jun 2014

I am on cloud nine!! Unfortunately it's going to be a looong time before I can retire now. No complaints though, there are others who have it worse.

shanti

(21,675 posts)
25. I used to be a cubicle dweller
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 11:42 AM
Jun 2014

but retired at the end of 2010. And yes, I did peruse DU while at work. IT probably knew it too, but unless my boss complained about it (he didn't, because I was a high production employee), no problems there.

mike_c

(36,281 posts)
26. academic scientist, aging....
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 11:50 AM
Jun 2014

Which is to say that it's summer, and I'm at a point near the end of my career where my grad students are doing most of the field and laboratory work during the academic off season, while I build boats in my backyard and get some occasional writing done.

Being a privileged alpha male sometimes has it's charms, LOL.

 

arcane1

(38,613 posts)
29. I do tech support for various indistries.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 11:54 AM
Jun 2014

Presently doing support at a regional bank, despite not even having a checking account

panader0

(25,816 posts)
32. Bricklayer for over 40 years.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 12:25 PM
Jun 2014

I bought 40 acres in '78, built my own house, raised 4 kids and still work when I can find it. Lots of chores to do around here, gardening, maintenance, repairs. I made a crack about NSFW the other day. I guess I offended a few people. In my job,
you either worked or you walked. Of course, you can't browse on a computer when you're doing construction. I remember one job on the local army base- we were building three ramadas to be used as smoking areas for the civil servants in the adjacent building. I couldn't believe how often the same four or five people would come outside to smoke. Civil servants paid by my taxes to goof off. I guess stuff like that just irritates me. Truthfully, I busted my ass for years, and took some pride that I was the fastest and best mason around. Before I got my masonry license and later my general license, I was a foreman on some large projects.
My place is paid off, I'm on SS.

nolabear

(41,959 posts)
34. Psychotherapist and Writer. I check in on off hours or between sessions.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 12:38 PM
Jun 2014

And I succumb to writing avoidance.

moriah

(8,311 posts)
36. I'm disabled, but when I was working I worked graveyard.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 12:51 PM
Jun 2014

If I was on now, I'd be still trying to get to sleep after the caffeine overload from the night before.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
38. Run my own law practice
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 01:41 PM
Jun 2014

Learn to do something which (a) you can do on your own, (b) people will pay for and (c) you enjoy doing. Not necessarily in that order.
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
43. Yes, we have an office and three full time employees
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 02:02 PM
Jun 2014

And they can look at whatever the they want on the internet.

One of our employees is, in all probability, going to be breastfeeding in a few months.

She can do that here too!
 

tapermaker

(244 posts)
42. as my screen name implies
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 01:58 PM
Jun 2014

Tapermaker is another name for a split bamboo fly rod maker as well as restorationist. In my late thirties I noticed that my job in construction was anything but a liberal slackers dream . It was damn hard work .I needed to find something else. My love of fishing (especially flyfishing) led to my interest in old bamboo rods. It soon became a hobby then obsession. I found a local rod builder through a bartering club in 1999 .I traded him the installation of his new windows for a intense training on all things having to do with bamboo rod building. The following year I took a class at bellingers inc. where I learned more about the milling machine I purchased from them to start my business. After offering my rods to the general public through a blog meant for old cane rod enthusiast (classicflyrodforum )and word of mouth via happy customers, I found work to be steady enough that I quit my job in construction in 2006. Since then , I have enjoyed myself thoroughly doing something I love, at my own pace.I spend about 30 hrs a week in my shop . the rest of the time I watch msnbc,young turks, I listen to Stephanie.I spend about 20 hrs on the computer.My dog Dixie gets a lot of attention. I plan on doing this as long as possible, The constant attention to taper design is very good mental stimulus .I think it will keep my brain functioning at a high level.I am currently in my mid fifties .Obama care has helped me have insurance for the first time in my adult life.I plan on taking my social security as late as possible. this should allow me a choice to slow down around 70 yrs old If I wish to. . My website is here www.stonerodco.com .If you have an old rod of grandpa`s you want to get fixed or want a new addition to your collection give me a call

jmowreader

(50,555 posts)
47. Make printing plates four days a week
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 05:11 PM
Jun 2014

They couldn't afford the overtime if it was five.

My weekly schedule:
Saturday: report at 3:30 pm, go home sometime between 1 am and 2 am. We print essentially one newspaper this day: we do four different covers, but the Sports, Business, Lifestyles, Comics and Classifieds are the same on all four.

Sunday: report at 3:00 pm, go home between 12:30 and 1:00. We have two papers to print today, plus a couple "shopper" publications that are weekly reprints of the classifieds section. I clean a plate processor on Sunday, which is why I go in so early.

Monday: report at 2:00 pm, go home between 1:30 and 2:30. We print a four-section, a three-section and a two-section daily, and two single-section weeklies.

Tuesday: report at 1:00 pm, go home between 2:30 and 4:00. We print a five-section, a four-section and a two-section daily, two two-section weeklies and a one-section weekly.

I also do the daily Internet edition of the paper. That can take up to two hours, depending on how big the paper is.

bemildred

(90,061 posts)
48. To quote Shelley Berman: "Two Jackii".
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 06:47 PM
Jun 2014

Retired, saved enough to be comfortable, inherited a little more.

oneshooter

(8,614 posts)
49. I am a contractor, I repair homes.
Fri Jun 13, 2014, 07:17 PM
Jun 2014

It was 96deg at 3pm, I had already drank a gallon of iced tea and water, no wind at all.
I have to wear gloves to pick up any tool left in the sun.

I decided that I had enough and picked up and went home. The work is replacement of rotten cedar planking on a garage. The owner doesn't care if I don't finish in a day.

Being an "independent contractor" has it's perks.




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