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in a single bound.

Just look at that steady gaze, those purposeful arms, that.....$12,000 beer gut.

It's the American Way!

George: Hey. Check these pictures out. I just picked them up from Sheila. She must have loved these.

Jerry: You don't have a Mercedes.

George: I know. I just sort of leaned on it so it would look like it was mine.

Jerry: The driver seems a little put out.

George: No. He was fine with it. Check that out.

I bet it does, probably gets a woody just thinking about it too
Pea brain

nfm

could achieve more self-esteem and confidence by losing a few pounds (including the gun) and working on his NRA-induced paranoia issues.

But I doubt the military is quaking in their boots over this guy. He really should invest in a gym membership instead of those guns, though.

"He's got more "Chins" than a Chinese phone book"!

When I see assholes like this I get the fuck out.
These guys (and ladies) are one turn of the screw from mowing down everyone around them.

They're always having a sale on them at the local Farm supply and Fleet store. It's interesting to read the ad copy, which always mentions that the firearm's condition varies from rifle to rifle.

I"m betting that moron in the photo neither has any ammo for it, or has never fired it, even once. It's a prop. It might even be a working firearm. It might even hit the side of a barn if you aimed at the barn's center. Or, alternatively, it might not work at all.

They're popular here in Minnesota with some Hmong immigrants, who need a rifle for hunting, but have little money. I see one every so often at the local range. They're hit or miss in terms of quality.

This is what ugly is, body and soul.

He's really on his first date and he's about to meet a girl he met through Christian dating E-Harmony and he is just trying to impress her with his penis gun.

And we all know 2nd Admendment Man wears a cape with the Constitution written on it.

Watch out dude, TR was shot in the middle of a speech

Snarky? Yes, yes it am.

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Let's say he walks into a donut shop.
Does the owner save:
Himself (run)
The cash
Or the inventory?

what he doesn't realize is to the rest of the sane world who feel leaving their guns at home is a best practice - this is what we know;

The gun doesn't make him cool. It makes him look like an asshole and it makes regular folks want to cross the street to the other side or leave the building because he is there.

He thinks carrying that gun makes everyone around him feel safer.

But for the rest of us it makes us wonder if he remember to take his meds or if some girl said 'no' to a date and now he wants to shoot up everyone around him.

He's a dick but he's too delusional because of his gun to realize that.

he takes a leak and follows the stream back.

and a New Uniform he might clean up a bit. He wants to carry a gun? Let him join the US Army or the Marines.

at the Dollar General parking lot.