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Omaha Steve

(99,493 posts)
Sat Jun 14, 2014, 11:47 AM Jun 2014

Wisconsin Bank Robbery


A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face.

The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.

The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand and said,

"My wife got a pretty good look at you."


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Wisconsin Bank Robbery (Original Post) Omaha Steve Jun 2014 OP
Maybe his wife was Irish. postulater Jun 2014 #1

postulater

(5,075 posts)
1. Maybe his wife was Irish.
Sat Jun 14, 2014, 12:55 PM
Jun 2014

Six Irish men were playing poker when one of them played a bad hand and died.

The rest drew straws to see who would tell his wife. One man draws the shortest straw and goes to his friend’s house to tell the wife.

The man says to her, “Your husband lost some money in the poker game and is afraid to come home.”

The wife says, “Tell him to drop dead!” The man responds, “I’ll go tell him.”

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