"moron" and "doofus," given that we're just throwing out terms (though, unsurprisingly, these descriptors for Swanson are actually based on a universal truth: he's a moron, and a doofus).

Some dim, burned out hippies at Evergreen State, but nothing I've ever heard from the extreem left even compares to the dreck that comes from the extreem right. And I'm not talking about the hate, just the coherency of the message.