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Megachurch Promises Refund If God Doesn't Provide Blessings
Fellowship Church, a mega-church in Texas, promises a 100% refund on your tithe if "God doesn't hold true to promise of blessings."
https://www.freespeech.org/video/megachurch-promises-refund-if-god-doesnt-provide-blessings
Courtesy David Pakman FSTV|
OP note: I did not think that's how it worked.
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Someone must have given them Pamphlet #2 
They may be watching you...
ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!
ARE YOU "DIFFERENT "?
Then YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN -- and that's why this pamphlet has "accidentally" fallen into your Web browser!
EVEN MORONS KNOW:
THESE ARE
THE END TIMES!!
We have reached the juncture in history at which two previously impossible things have become technologically feasible: the destruction of all life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for everyone forever. Hopefully, these are two different things; but it's never too early to start being pessimistic.
ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL PLANETARY FREAKOUT!
A r e Y O U i n s h a p e f o r t h e "F I N A L S ?"
Then
YOU MUST BE SAVED
-- EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU!!
ETERNAL SALVATION
-- OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK
AT LAST -- IT HAS COME --
the final Do-It-Yourself
END TIMES RELIGION
for SWINGING MUTANTS &
TERMINAL ABNORMALS!!
The Church of the SubGenius®
The World's First Industrial Church
"Breaking the Tolerance Barrier"
LIVE WITH YOUR SINS!!
-- "Bob" Dobbs Can Show You How!
Caution -- May Be Habit Forming
Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under The Influence Of This Tract
©1985 by THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION
DOBBS-APPROVED
ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!
ARE YOU "DIFFERENT "?
Then YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN -- and that's why this pamphlet has "accidentally" fallen into your Web browser!
EVEN MORONS KNOW:
THESE ARE
THE END TIMES!!
We have reached the juncture in history at which two previously impossible things have become technologically feasible: the destruction of all life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for everyone forever. Hopefully, these are two different things; but it's never too early to start being pessimistic.
ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL PLANETARY FREAKOUT!
A r e Y O U i n s h a p e f o r t h e "F I N A L S ?"
Then
YOU MUST BE SAVED
-- EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU!!
ETERNAL SALVATION
-- OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK
AT LAST -- IT HAS COME --
the final Do-It-Yourself
END TIMES RELIGION
for SWINGING MUTANTS &
TERMINAL ABNORMALS!!
The Church of the SubGenius®
The World's First Industrial Church
"Breaking the Tolerance Barrier"
LIVE WITH YOUR SINS!!
-- "Bob" Dobbs Can Show You How!
Caution -- May Be Habit Forming
Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under The Influence Of This Tract
©1985 by THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION
DOBBS-APPROVED
(it's laid out better at the link)
