Official Republican House Caucus Articles of Impeachment: First Draft - well not exactly official...

Resolved, That Barack HUSSEIN Obama, President of the United States, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate:

Articles of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives of the United States of America in the name of itself and of the people of the United States of America, against Barack HUSSEIN Obama, President of the United States of America, in maintenance and support of its impeachment against him for high crimes and misdemeanors.

Article 1
He's probably a Muslim, and everyone knows that only TRVE CHRISTINAS® may serve as President of the United States, according to the Constimatution of the United States. Everybody knows that.

Article 2
The Amerkin People don't like him because he's not a real American kind of person, and shouldn't be President. What kind of President has the name HUSSEIN?

Article 3
Where is his damned real, long-form, original birth certificate? Or was he born in....Kenya, AFRICA? Who can say?

Article 4
President Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a pinko socialist liberal commie, and we can't have that. The Amerkin People won't stand for it.

Article 5
He wants to take away the guns given to us by God and our rights to shoot people, too.

Article 6
He refuses to keep the government out of our Medicare with his communist Obamacare.

Article 7
Official Disclaimer: We're not impeaching him because he is a Negro Colored Man. We wouldn't do that. Really. We have nothing against those people. Everyone knows that.