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MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:14 PM Jun 2014

When the Police Come to Your House, Ask Them Why.

A few years ago, a couple of cops came to my house and started pounding on my back door. I went to the door and opened it. The doorbell doesn't work, so they may have been frustrated, and I had to come up the stairs from my basement office. Here's the dialog, as best as I can remember it:

"Can I help you?"
"We're here for Firstname Lastname."
"Nobody here by that name."
"We have a warrant for the arrest of Firstname Lastname."
"As I told you, there is nobody of that name living at this house."
"He'd better give himself up."
"What address is on that warrant?"
"3065 Streetname."
"Uh, this is 3056."
"You'd better tell Firstname Lastname to give himself up."
"You'd better go to the front of this house, where the house number is right beside the door. This is 3056, not 3065. The house named on your warrant is across the street and three doors up the street. In fact, there's a car driving away from 3065 right now."
"Shit!"

And then they ran to their car. No apology. No nothing. Last I knew, Firstname Lastname came back about an hour later, and never did get arrested. Dyslexic cops, I guess.

I don't know, but I do talk to the cops if they come to my door. I ask them questions.

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When the Police Come to Your House, Ask Them Why. (Original Post) MineralMan Jun 2014 OP
The word "Keystone" springs to mind (nt) Nye Bevan Jun 2014 #1
It must have not been a felony warrant, I guess. MineralMan Jun 2014 #3
"Slip the warrant under the door and let me have a look at it" Warpy Jun 2014 #2
Not a felony warrant, I assumed, since they knocked on the door MineralMan Jun 2014 #4
Well, it was no warrant at that point Warpy Jun 2014 #5
St. Paul cops? Jenoch Jun 2014 #6
My personal experiences with St. Paul cops have been generally positive. MineralMan Jun 2014 #7
I think you are spot on about why they were probably Jenoch Jun 2014 #8
Petty criminals are not noted for their brilliance, I think. MineralMan Jun 2014 #9
I bet the same ruse will work in 2018. Jenoch Jun 2014 #10
You're lucky it wasn't a no-knock warrant. NutmegYankee Jun 2014 #11
I would have behaved differently in that case. MineralMan Jun 2014 #12
How so? NutmegYankee Jun 2014 #14
Accordingly. My behavior is always based on the situation at hand. MineralMan Jun 2014 #17
Dumb fucking pigs. TransitJohn Jun 2014 #13
+1 Enthusiast Jun 2014 #15
I didn't actually have a dog then, and they didn't have MineralMan Jun 2014 #18
i watched a neighbor talk to cops thru a window. they eventually just left. she was non custodial pa Liberal_in_LA Jun 2014 #16
Just do not answer the door with a game controller or anything else in your hands. djean111 Jun 2014 #19
Using common sense is a good thing in all situations. MineralMan Jun 2014 #20
Also remember to check the color of your skin and your gender before opening the door CBGLuthier Jun 2014 #21
Just saying bullshit. former9thward Jun 2014 #35
Great story! C Moon Jun 2014 #22
Did you hear the one... TeeYiYi Jun 2014 #23
:/ C Moon Jun 2014 #26
=/ ... TeeYiYi Jun 2014 #27
Great story! C Moon Jun 2014 #30
:) TeeYiYi Jun 2014 #33
Best thing to do with cops is vote to defund them, increase their accountability, TheKentuckian Jun 2014 #24
departments of peace keepers? DonCoquixote Jun 2014 #28
How so? What is stacking what bodies there are is vice enforcement. TheKentuckian Jun 2014 #31
then kindly research ms-13, the zetas DonCoquixote Jun 2014 #32
What? How about increasing overrsight and the severity of punishment against bad cops rustydog Jun 2014 #36
I don't subscribe to the few bad apples theory, the problems are TheKentuckian Jun 2014 #37
Next up,....the forclosure. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2014 #25
When dealing with the cops make sure to be a middle class white guy. LeftyMom Jun 2014 #29
No warrant, no entry, IronGate Jun 2014 #34
"Does first name last name live here?" Lifelong Protester Jun 2014 #38
Nice. Maybe wouldn't so well if you are hispanic, black, middle-eastern or other. Bonobo Jun 2014 #39
I've done as you've done, 3 times the cops have come to my door steve2470 Jun 2014 #40

MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
3. It must have not been a felony warrant, I guess.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:24 PM
Jun 2014

There was just one car and a couple of cops. You're right, though. They were definitely of the Keystone variety.

Warpy

(111,121 posts)
2. "Slip the warrant under the door and let me have a look at it"
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:22 PM
Jun 2014

was my response when the cops were going door to door in Boston, looking for some left wing desperado in the 70s.

They always just went away.

However, yes, ask questions. And hope they're not doing one of those obviously unconstitutional "no knock" warrants where they wreck your house before they realize they're two streets from where they ought to be.

MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
4. Not a felony warrant, I assumed, since they knocked on the door
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:26 PM
Jun 2014

instead of breaking it down. I'd have reacted differently had they done that, for sure. But, they didn't, so I was annoyed and amused at the same time, so I just sent them on their way.

Warpy

(111,121 posts)
5. Well, it was no warrant at that point
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:33 PM
Jun 2014

They were just going through student neighborhoods on a whim after a bank robbery by a bunch of self appointed left wing revolutionaries resulted in the death of the guard.

They avoided going where those idiots were more likely to be hiding, the tougher, mostly black neighborhoods. White kids were easier to push around, I guess.

 

Jenoch

(7,720 posts)
6. St. Paul cops?
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:36 PM
Jun 2014

I am viewed as a cop defender on some recent threads. All I like to point out is the facts, usually most of them are missing from the news stories posted.

The situation you described does not give me a lot of confidence in that city's police force. (Although I have known a few St. Paul cops who would agree that some on their force are not the brightest bulbs in the light fixture.)

MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
7. My personal experiences with St. Paul cops have been generally positive.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:40 PM
Jun 2014

I do read the newspaper, though, and it's clear that everyone's encounters are not the same. The two who came to my door were clearly not the brightest bulbs in the St. Paul Police chandelier. Maybe that's why they were out serving non-felony warrants.

I didn't mention their 3-point turn so they could go after the fleeing miscreant. It turned into a 5-point turn. By the time they were going in the right direction, that person could have been in the next city. Laurel & Hardy time, it was.

 

Jenoch

(7,720 posts)
8. I think you are spot on about why they were probably
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 03:45 PM
Jun 2014

serving misdemeanor warrants.

I read recently that either Hennepin or Ramsey County, I can't remember which, are now making an effort to clear out hundreds of past due warrants for various non-violent crimes. They encouraged people to turn themselves in. I wonder how that's working out?

I remember back in January 1992 Hennepin County and the Minneapolis PD sent invitations to those with outstanding warrants to some event where they could pick up free tickets to some Super Bowl event. Apparently, they got several hundred morons with that ruse.

MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
17. Accordingly. My behavior is always based on the situation at hand.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 04:10 PM
Jun 2014

I would still have explained that they were at the wrong house.

MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
18. I didn't actually have a dog then, and they didn't have
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 04:11 PM
Jun 2014

their guns drawn. I was not concerned. They weren't bright, but they were just cops at the wrong address. I did not feel threatened by them at any time. Amused and annoyed, but not threatened.

One thing's for sure, though: I wouldn't have called them "pigs." That would be unbright of me. I'm betting that you wouldn't either. It's easy to do that on DU. Less easy when you're talking face to face with people in uniforms with badges and guns.

 

Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)
16. i watched a neighbor talk to cops thru a window. they eventually just left. she was non custodial pa
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 04:09 PM
Jun 2014

Non custodial parent. She decided just to keep the kids after a visit. Father sent cops over. Cops talked to her thru window. She never opened door. They left without kids. I think she eventually sent them back to father.

 

djean111

(14,255 posts)
19. Just do not answer the door with a game controller or anything else in your hands.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 04:25 PM
Jun 2014

Evidently it is okay to shoot anyone who has anything in their hands.

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)
21. Also remember to check the color of your skin and your gender before opening the door
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 04:35 PM
Jun 2014

because it will have a very direct bearing on your chances of being knocked to the ground or killed.

Just saying.

former9thward

(31,925 posts)
35. Just saying bullshit.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 06:29 PM
Jun 2014

There are hundreds of thousands of interactions between cops and citizens of every color, gender everyday. Almost none of them result in someone being killed or knocked to the ground. How ridiculous.

TheKentuckian

(25,018 posts)
24. Best thing to do with cops is vote to defund them, increase their accountability,
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 05:33 PM
Jun 2014

and legally limit their lawful interactions with citizen.

Nullification of a lot more arrests wouldn't hurt either.

Defang the fuckers and break them. Build departments of peace keepers instead.

DonCoquixote

(13,616 posts)
28. departments of peace keepers?
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 06:09 PM
Jun 2014

The ones that can make nice targets for gunfir from your avewrgae criminal or street gang.

Look, cops are out of control, but that does not mean that violent criminals that have no complusion about killing is some fairytale. "peace" departments will serve as nothign more than bodies to stack.

TheKentuckian

(25,018 posts)
31. How so? What is stacking what bodies there are is vice enforcement.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 06:16 PM
Jun 2014

Not running speed traps, not harassing folks based on "hunches", not searching for reasons to allow themselves to bother the peaceable, nor ceasing to push vice (probably 80% or better of "law enforcement&quot is going to stack any bodies and will greatly reduce the need for showdowns with violent criminals with enough to lose or gain to be in said showdown.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

DonCoquixote

(13,616 posts)
32. then kindly research ms-13, the zetas
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 06:20 PM
Jun 2014

and other gangs that are paramiltiary in nature, and have no problems spreading gunfire about neighborhoods.

rustydog

(9,186 posts)
36. What? How about increasing overrsight and the severity of punishment against bad cops
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 07:02 PM
Jun 2014

not Police departments.

Damn, throw out the baby with the bathwater! That will solve everything.

TheKentuckian

(25,018 posts)
37. I don't subscribe to the few bad apples theory, the problems are
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 08:51 PM
Jun 2014

systemic. Departments need sanctions or to be turned over, top down.

Oversight from where? Politicians looking to appear "tough on crime" and friends of law enforcement, judges on the graft for private prison populations or padding conviction records?

Punishment for those who never face any charges protected by their Blue Wall or when they do gets thrown out or whittled down even or a dumb as jury let's them off because "their job is dangerous and difficult) in many the worst cases?

 

IronGate

(2,186 posts)
34. No warrant, no entry,
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 06:28 PM
Jun 2014

and never, ever talk to the cops without an attorney present, cops are not your friends, they may act like it, but they most definitely are not if you are a target of theirs.

Bonobo

(29,257 posts)
39. Nice. Maybe wouldn't so well if you are hispanic, black, middle-eastern or other.
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 10:59 PM
Jun 2014

I'm sure you understand that, right?

Not to mention the fact that a "no knock warrant" would have meant you never got the knoc.

You might come out of your home office to find a gun pointed at your head or worse, a flash grenade blows out your door or eardrums or kills your dog.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)
40. I've done as you've done, 3 times the cops have come to my door
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 11:16 PM
Jun 2014

One of those experiences put a bad taste in my mouth about small town cops, but the other two experiences were routine and the male cop handled himself well in both cases. The best, by far, cop-at-the-door experience was as follows:

I was up late at night on the internet with my headphones on fairly loud. I was totally immersed in my music and what I was doing, so I paid no attention to what was happening outside my apartment. This was about five years ago.

Around midnight a loud knock came on my door, which startled me. I answered the door to see a county deputy sheriff standing there. He asked me if I had heard anything in the last few hours. I replied no, that I had had my headphones on. He looked a bit puzzled, but believed me. He thanked me and I bid him good-night.

Next morning there was yellow crime scene tape out in the apartment courtyard. I looked online and someone had been shot in a drug deal gone bad. That really shocked me, because my complex was in a "good part of town". My overall point is, had he been a bad cop, he could have hassled me and not believed what I said. After all, the crime scene was maybe 10 yards from my front door.

It helps that I was a middle aged white guy.

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