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doxydad

(1,363 posts)
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 06:43 AM Jun 2014

Louisiana man sees alligator on the street, tries to wrestle it, gets 80 stitches

A Sulphur, Louisiana man went toe-to-toe with an 11-foot alligator which resulted in him having to get 80 stitches in his hand. Glen Bonin said, “I’ve always been the kind of guy who learns the hard way.” Bonin and three of his friends tried to move an alligator out of the way on the road, which is always a really, really bad idea.


http://freakoutnation.com/2014/06/22/louisiana-man-sees-alligator-on-the-street-tries-to-wrestle-it-gets-80-stitches/


godamnit, Louisiana.

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Louisiana man sees alligator on the street, tries to wrestle it, gets 80 stitches (Original Post) doxydad Jun 2014 OP
Mother Nature bats last. Always. nt Are_grits_groceries Jun 2014 #1
Home field advantage! FSogol Jun 2014 #15
I was watching ESPN and they were showing a gator on a golf course. Are_grits_groceries Jun 2014 #20
Here, safeinOhio Jun 2014 #2
Somebody should tell him he can BUY great shoes, he doesn't need to wrestle them pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #3
Maybe he saw the guy at Alligator World wrestle a gator liberal N proud Jun 2014 #4
Do you actually have to die to get the Darwin award. bklyncowgirl Jun 2014 #5
Most of us wouldn't survive the rehearsals, let alone TV pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #6
You have to remove yourself from the gene pool hobbit709 Jun 2014 #7
Not necessarily. Perhaps if a different appendage was bitten... Hassin Bin Sober Jun 2014 #9
Southern man famous last words..."Hey Y'all watch this...." VanillaRhapsody Jun 2014 #8
I love that! Did you ever listen to... ChisolmTrailDem Jun 2014 #16
I am from South Carolina...of course I know who John Boy and Billy are! VanillaRhapsody Jun 2014 #18
High five, VR! Former? I've been a fan since I was a little kneecapper, 40 years or so. nt ChisolmTrailDem Jun 2014 #40
lost interest after "Dale" died..... VanillaRhapsody Jun 2014 #41
that's an entire new level of stupid. spanone Jun 2014 #10
Never send a man to do a cat's job. johnp3907 Jun 2014 #11
I was just in Sulphur last week. Alligators are everywhere there. Solly Mack Jun 2014 #12
Wow, just gave that post a kick. senseandsensibility Jun 2014 #13
One of the first things you learn living here is to not Solly Mack Jun 2014 #25
They are hella lot faster than people think. Are_grits_groceries Jun 2014 #28
They're too quick for me at any speed...I'd freeze up if I got too close to one. :) Solly Mack Jun 2014 #30
Off-topic, but your little cat gifs are great. Demit Jun 2014 #31
We had a cute little one trying to cross a 4 lane highway the other day, 45mph speed limit. I have RKP5637 Jun 2014 #33
I've stopped for one before. Didn't get out of the car and catching it never entered my mind. Solly Mack Jun 2014 #35
Next time Omaha Steve Jun 2014 #14
Florida Man's brother? KamaAina Jun 2014 #17
Florida Man, California Man, meet Louisiana Man. Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2014 #19
LOL! smirkymonkey Jun 2014 #39
Yall call yourselves Liberal? RobertEarl Jun 2014 #21
It was a stupid thing to do to try to move it on his own. Liberal has ZERO to do with it. nt Lex Jun 2014 #22
Yes. RobertEarl Jun 2014 #23
Mess with the bull you get the horn. lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #24
you might say he was two sandwiches short of a picnic gopiscrap Jun 2014 #26
Now the gator's mom pays Louisiana Man's mom a visit about the kids fighting... Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2014 #27
I don't know WTF I would do if I found a gator ringing my door bell. lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #34
Here....hold ma beer underpants Jun 2014 #29
I can just hear the discussion in the emergency room jmowreader Jun 2014 #32
My brother (a Florida man) found a gator in the street RebelOne Jun 2014 #36
Some people will do damn near anything to earn a Darwin award. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #37
Unfortunately all he got was a Stupid Human Trick hobbit709 Jun 2014 #38
And, honestly, who among us doesn't secretly hope one day to be able to say struggle4progress Jun 2014 #42

Are_grits_groceries

(17,111 posts)
20. I was watching ESPN and they were showing a gator on a golf course.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 03:34 PM
Jun 2014

The golfers were trying to get it off the green. They were being pretty casual about it.
One of the commentators watching said he'd rather mess with a gator than some other creature because they were slow.
My mouth dropped. They can be very fast for a short period. If you aren't paying attention, it will be long enough to catch you.
I respect Mother Nature. She don't play and neither do her creatures.

liberal N proud

(60,334 posts)
4. Maybe he saw the guy at Alligator World wrestle a gator
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 07:16 AM
Jun 2014

And they do it on the Swamp People all the time, don't they?

bklyncowgirl

(7,960 posts)
5. Do you actually have to die to get the Darwin award.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 07:31 AM
Jun 2014

Really, some things are best left to professionals--and even they sometimes get hurt. It is not as easy as it looks on TV.

 

ChisolmTrailDem

(9,463 posts)
16. I love that! Did you ever listen to...
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 01:26 PM
Jun 2014

...the John Boy and Billy Show? The first time I heard "Hey Y'all watch this...." was on that radio show back in the late '90s. JB&B are big NASCAR fans and so am I, so I used to listen to their show a lot back when Texas Motor Speedway was new.

 

VanillaRhapsody

(21,115 posts)
18. I am from South Carolina...of course I know who John Boy and Billy are!
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 03:01 PM
Jun 2014

I am also a former NASCAR fan....grew up in infields all over the country. Father was raised around Darlington racetrack back in the day. My father has been going there with his motorhome every year for decades and decades...

 

VanillaRhapsody

(21,115 posts)
41. lost interest after "Dale" died.....
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 07:13 AM
Jun 2014

If you grew up around the tracks too we may have even played together at the infield playgrounds. In fact I won the youngest baby contest at the Daytona 500 when I was 3 weeks old! LOL!

senseandsensibility

(16,989 posts)
13. Wow, just gave that post a kick.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 10:36 AM
Jun 2014

Hope everyone on this thread clicks your link. They'll really get a better picture of where this guy was and what he was up against. Great pictures!

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
25. One of the first things you learn living here is to not
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:26 PM
Jun 2014

engage with an alligator.

You call wildlife services - but unless you're trained and have permission (grants/tags) from the state, you do not bother the alligators.

Thanks! It's a really neat area filled with all kinds of wildlife and protected wetlands.



Are_grits_groceries

(17,111 posts)
28. They are hella lot faster than people think.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:35 PM
Jun 2014

They can't sustain it but if you aren't paying attention, they can go long enough to get you.
That area reminds me of the nature areas in some swamps around me.

RKP5637

(67,102 posts)
33. We had a cute little one trying to cross a 4 lane highway the other day, 45mph speed limit. I have
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:54 PM
Jun 2014

to admit he was very cute, but no way would I even get even remotely near him. We hit the brakes, slowed down, and the other cars saw what was going on and slowed down too. It was a safe slow down of the cars, lightly traveled at that time. He decided it was not a good idea, spun around, and ran back to the weeds.

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
35. I've stopped for one before. Didn't get out of the car and catching it never entered my mind.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 05:22 PM
Jun 2014

I let it get across the road and then went on my merry way.

Every year 35K alligators are rounded up in government sanctioned catches in Louisiana. We have over 2 million alligators in this state. Unless they are an actual threat to you or others, you leave them alone. Crossing the road isn't a threat - especially not in Sulphur, LA.

They kill. It's really that simple. They will kill you.

 

RobertEarl

(13,685 posts)
21. Yall call yourselves Liberal?
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 03:36 PM
Jun 2014

The man sees a gator on the road, which will either mean death to the gator by getting run over, causing possible damage to the auto, and all yall can do is make fun of him? I guess if he pulled his gun and shot the gator yall would cheer? Or if he ran away like a baby, yall would be happy?

I just don't get some of you. Guess the anonymity of the internet makes yall feel tough and all that?

gopiscrap

(23,736 posts)
26. you might say he was two sandwiches short of a picnic
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:29 PM
Jun 2014

was the guy a republican? hope he recovers and has use of his hand!

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,831 posts)
27. Now the gator's mom pays Louisiana Man's mom a visit about the kids fighting...
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:35 PM
Jun 2014

Last edited Mon Jun 23, 2014, 06:46 PM - Edit history (1)

lpbk2713

(42,751 posts)
34. I don't know WTF I would do if I found a gator ringing my door bell.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:56 PM
Jun 2014



But I do know it would involve a change of underwear.

jmowreader

(50,552 posts)
32. I can just hear the discussion in the emergency room
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 04:45 PM
Jun 2014

"Sir, can you tell me how this happened?"

'Well, there was an eleven-foot gator in the road, and me and my three buddies tried to move it.'

"Son, are you a special breed of stupid?"

I looked at the link. That gator didn't need moving.

RebelOne

(30,947 posts)
36. My brother (a Florida man) found a gator in the street
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 05:29 PM
Jun 2014

in front of his house. It came from a canal across the street. He grabbed it and put it in the trunk of his car. It almost destroyed the trunk. He then drove to the local police station, went in and said, "I have something for you." Then he left it there for the cops to worry about. He never had a good relationship with the local cops, so that was his revenge.

struggle4progress

(118,273 posts)
42. And, honestly, who among us doesn't secretly hope one day to be able to say
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 07:33 AM
Jun 2014

“I’ve always been the kind of guy who learns the hard way ... Hopefully with therapy I’ll be able to straighten out my ring finger”?

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