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Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 10:32 AM Jun 2014

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

More than 20 firefighters free exchange student from the artwork Chacán-Pi (Making Love) by Fernando de la Jara in Tübingen

In the space of 24 hours last week, two spectacular rescue operations were carried out in southern Germany.

Both involved men who had become trapped deep inside cave-like structures, and a large team working to set them free. But if explorer Johann Westhauser is expected to soon tell the world how he got trapped inside Germany's deepest cave, an anonymous exchange student might prefer to keep quiet about the story of how he got into a tight spot.

On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany
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US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany (Original Post) Jesus Malverde Jun 2014 OP
among the many sexist terms for vagina is "man-trap" -- but this is ridiculous! unblock Jun 2014 #1
He's crowning. Orrex Jun 2014 #2
Congratulations! It's an idiot! NuclearDem Jun 2014 #18
HA! LiberalElite Jun 2014 #39
lol Liberal_in_LA Jun 2014 #41
^^^!!! Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #43
He will never live this down. LiberalEsto Jun 2014 #3
wonder if the firefighters used ky dembotoz Jun 2014 #4
Likely a version of it nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #19
His excuse: "I thought this was where they were showing episodes of THE SOPRANOS" derby378 Jun 2014 #5
Waaahhha, where is the NSFW label? FSogol Jun 2014 #6
For a University student he isn't very bright, supposed to go face first snooper2 Jun 2014 #7
Yer bad! L0oniX Jun 2014 #11
What happens in Tübingen stays in Tübingen. GreatCaesarsGhost Jun 2014 #8
Alert magnet. L0oniX Jun 2014 #9
Maybe they want to relive the day they were born? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2014 #10
better pic of the sculpture, G_j Jun 2014 #12
Thanks, I was really wondering nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #17
Nah... doesn't ring a bell. AAO Jun 2014 #38
Which reminded me of this episode of Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Sculpture LiberalElite Jun 2014 #40
No bushes around the sides? Reter Jun 2014 #49
Clearly, he got lost in the Black Forrest. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #13
This time I doubt his dad is handing out cigars pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #14
Damn you feminism! NuclearDem Jun 2014 #15
MISANDRY! Orrex Jun 2014 #20
It's a Boy!! gollygee Jun 2014 #16
Poor kid'll be in therapy for the rest of his life KamaAina Jun 2014 #21
A cunning stunt. Orrex Jun 2014 #22
Great Pun Oldtimeralso Jun 2014 #36
LOL. I can't take credit for it, though Orrex Jun 2014 #37
I'm not impressed with the artist's interpretation of the labia majora. Diminutive. aikoaiko Jun 2014 #23
Alerting! Image of a VAGINA! NSFW!!! Zorra Jun 2014 #24
DUzy! PADemD Jun 2014 #25
And here I sit watching a "Law & Order" episode about "re-birthing." Really! WinkyDink Jun 2014 #26
I briefly remember that episode sakabatou Jun 2014 #28
L&O marathon on Sundance channel. This was about a quack therapy that ended in a smothered child. WinkyDink Jun 2014 #29
I'm watching it too! Love me some Brisco. Inkfreak Jun 2014 #31
And his "Lenny Lines" sakabatou Jun 2014 #33
It's his second birth sakabatou Jun 2014 #27
I actually told someone I'd do this to them if they didn't shape up (though I didn't mean Tübingen) MisterP Jun 2014 #30
Hallelujah! He's Born Again!!! Coventina Jun 2014 #32
ROFL liberal N proud Jun 2014 #34
Comments, comments, comments KamaAina Jun 2014 #35
why couldnt he just scoot his legs up and out? Liberal_in_LA Jun 2014 #42
Probably dreading the irony such a maneuver would imply Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #45
How DID they get him out? C-Section? KurtNYC Jun 2014 #44
They used the pull-out method. TacoD Jun 2014 #50
Next time, try a little foreplay. scarletwoman Jun 2014 #46
I'm picturing Beavis MannyGoldstein Jun 2014 #47
He shouldn't have gone there! Rex Jun 2014 #48
I don't know how I missed this last yesterday... 3catwoman3 Jun 2014 #51
 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
19. Likely a version of it
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 12:29 PM
Jun 2014

when people get stuck, soap, oil, or other lovely things are used to lube people so you can avoid cutting things like whatever they got stuck in. In this case the rescue tools would have a hard time with the stone, and ... well you would be destroying a sculpture.

And this is meant as a serious answer, even if it probably will not be taken that way.

Orrex

(63,200 posts)
37. LOL. I can't take credit for it, though
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 06:54 PM
Jun 2014

I first heard it about 15 years ago, and I'm sure that it dates from long before that!

aikoaiko

(34,169 posts)
23. I'm not impressed with the artist's interpretation of the labia majora. Diminutive.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 12:42 PM
Jun 2014


And why is the glans of the clitoris hiding? Weak sauce, artist.
 

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)
29. L&O marathon on Sundance channel. This was about a quack therapy that ended in a smothered child.
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 01:50 PM
Jun 2014
 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
47. I'm picturing Beavis
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 09:30 AM
Jun 2014

exclaiming "I'm scoring!", struggling to stay in while emergency crews try to pull him out.

3catwoman3

(23,971 posts)
51. I don't know how I missed this last yesterday...
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 10:41 AM
Jun 2014

...but it has certainly started my morning off with a laugh.

Why do I feel reasonably certain that no women would have tried this maneuver?

I do think that both the sculpture and the guy would went in to it are rather moronic.

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