"Dead-Wrong" Dick in 2010: "I believe Barack Obama is well on his way to becoming

a one term President."

2010 was a pretty rough year for Democrats. For me, the only highlight was when "Dead-Wrong Dick" Cheney predicted that Barack Obama would be a one term President. I jumped out of my seat, and shouted "Yes! If Cheney thinks Obama will be defeated in 2012, it means he will be re-elected by a landslide!"

Seriously, look at this guy's track record:

-Simply put, there is no doubt that Sadam has weapons of mass destruction.
-I believe we'll be greeted as liberators.
-The war will last weeks, not months.
-I believe we are in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency.
-I'm pretty sure that's a duck on the end of my shotgun... and
-I believe Barack Obama is well on his way to becoming a one term president.

I guess you could add this one to the list, too: "I think it would be a good idea for Rummy and me to attend the 2011 CPAC convention. I believe we'll be greeted as heroes."


If Dick Cheney and Liz are interested in forming a new PAC 'Think Tank,' it could be very useful! Just ask Dick for advice, and whatever he predicts will happen...just expect exactly the opposite. Nostradamos in reverse! What's better than having a crystal ball? Dick Cheney's shit-filled head.